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fat piracy

The act of act eating a huge amount of bad food at a cheap restaurant, then doing a runner before the bill arrives.
Hutnut: Merz inhaled half a dozen pizzas, a six-pack of brewskies and a big chunk of chocolate cake, and then hit the road like a shirker bandit.

Sharman: That's total fat piracy.
by Ba(Ng) May 28, 2010
mugGet the fat piracymug.

Piracy

You wouldn't steal a handbag.
You wouldn't steal a woman's purse.
You wouldn't kill a policeman and steal his hat.
And then go to the toilet in it.
Then send it to his grieving widow as a present.
And then steal it again!
Piracy.Is.Stealing
by Why am I still alive? April 22, 2018
mugGet the Piracymug.

butthole piracy

A term used to define something displeasureably unfair, unreasonable, or lame, similar to the feeling when one's butthole is unexpectedly pirated.
I got a closed lunch for getting my phone taken away? This is butthole piracy!
by illattack2513 December 3, 2010
mugGet the butthole piracymug.

butt-piracy

The act of attempting, or successfully voyaging into the depths of a rectal corridor from one male to another.
I would prefer a cruel act of butt-piracy to another night at my mother-in-law's house.
by Sloan Kettering February 11, 2009
mugGet the butt-piracymug.

eco-piracy

Frequently unlawful actions by non-governmental organizations to "shock" a company or government into action on an issue which the NGO is concerned about, usually environmental issues such as whaling, deforestation, or climate change. Done for publicity or to raise public awareness.
"Did you hear about the latest eco-piracy stunt pulled by the Sea Shepherds? One of their guys illegally boarded a Japanese whaling ship and now he's in prison."
by Mayelbridwen April 3, 2010
mugGet the eco-piracymug.

Bed Piracy

Sleeping in the bed of someone else, due to a lack of comfort or sheer drunken madness.
Outrageous, you should try them for bed piracy
by AndyTheRoo September 16, 2010
mugGet the Bed Piracymug.

Butt Piracy

Taking other peoples butts and selling them for a profit.
Captain Crook was convicted of butt piracy, after raiding several frigates and selling the booty for profit.Argh!!Thar be the booty!
by A.W.U. October 12, 2007
mugGet the Butt Piracymug.

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