Meeting/hooking-up with girls when one’s financial state is severely strained. There are many ways to undertake budget pimping, but essentially any act of being a cheapskate in the context of trying to get ass would classify as budget pimping; i.e. scrupulously searching for name-brand clothes at thrift stores, purchasing cologne knock-offs at mini marts, sneaking tiny liquor bottles into bars to mix your own drinks in the bathroom, pawning the necklace your grandmother gave you in order to obtain some cash and look like a player, lying about your (or the existence of a) career, etc. Budget pimping takes many forms but is fundamentally seeing the value in a dollar, and turning that dollar into a blow job.
(When pimp cover is broken and girl finds out you're a loser)
"What the fuck! I thought you had a car and a nice job!"
"Cut me some slack, bitch. I'm budget pimping."
"What the fuck! I thought you had a car and a nice job!"
"Cut me some slack, bitch. I'm budget pimping."
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A gay retarded troll on youtube that makes videos about how pimpin he is (not.) He is a sony fanyboy, even though he says he's not. He likes Seth Dub. How that is possible is beyond me. His spelling is HORRIBLE! He wants to be gangsta, even though we know gangstas get into a bunch of trouble.
Example of pimpinmasterdx spelling:
1. i aem nut ae sone fnboe
2. da pstripple iz ballin
3. lolwut
4. no ur stupd pwnd oeh ya
5. o snaep!
6. no da irategaemer came furst jamez rofl hakd hiz account so it lokz lik he cam frst.
Translation
1. I am a sony fanboy and I suck.
2. I like rainbows and pony's.
3. Sorry, I am to stupid to hear what you're saying
4. No, I pwned my self. Look at me! I pwned my self!
5. Oh, I need to read a newspaper instead of living in a rock.
6. I am full of lies
1. i aem nut ae sone fnboe
2. da pstripple iz ballin
3. lolwut
4. no ur stupd pwnd oeh ya
5. o snaep!
6. no da irategaemer came furst jamez rofl hakd hiz account so it lokz lik he cam frst.
Translation
1. I am a sony fanboy and I suck.
2. I like rainbows and pony's.
3. Sorry, I am to stupid to hear what you're saying
4. No, I pwned my self. Look at me! I pwned my self!
5. Oh, I need to read a newspaper instead of living in a rock.
6. I am full of lies
by SmithtotheMarcus October 20, 2008
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by Maykel December 26, 2018
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It is only counted as a tommy pipkin if it falls into BOTH of the following catagories:
1. Said male has tried desperatley NOT to fart.
2. It makes a reletivley high pitch vibration upon release
It is only counted as a tommy pipkin if it falls into BOTH of the following catagories:
1. Said male has tried desperatley NOT to fart.
2. It makes a reletivley high pitch vibration upon release
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