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Karl Pilkington

A man with no qualifications, very little education but is now known the world over as a shaven chimp with head like a fucking orange.
Ricky Gervais: Karl Pilkington is a bald headed mank. His cranium is perfectly spherical.
by skwurlled January 7, 2010
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Picking the fly shit out of the pepper

1. The act of being nit-picky to a ridiculous degree.
2. To meticulously analyze minutia.
"They shouldn't be allowed to call their CD 'Unplugged' because, technically, the microphones were plugged in."

"For crying out loud Bob, stop picking the fly shit out of the pepper.
by BKMantova September 4, 2010
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pining for the fjords

Used to describe a dead person or animal as a way of convincing somebody that the corpse is not, in fact, dead.

First used by Michael Palin in reference to a dead Norweigan Blue parrot in the famous Monty Python Sketch.
"...And when I bought it not half an hour ago, you assured me that its lack of movement was due to it being tired and shagged out after a long squawk."
"It's probably pining for the fjords."
"Pining for the fjords, what kind of talk is that?"
by Gravyboy June 13, 2004
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Pinkie Salute

When girls hold up their pinkie fingers, to wag at a guy who has a small penis, doing so in humiliation.
That girl just gave the guy driving the Red Ferrari the pinkie salute! He must have a small dick.
by sarasplayroom.com March 7, 2009
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Pininch Face

The face you make while :
1. Remebering an inside joke

2. When your somewhat surprised.

3.When you have a really bad sport picture and it fails completely.
*Remembering what a friend said*
*Pininch Face*

Friend 1: Wow i just did a Pininch Face !
Friend 2: Yeah man i know *smh*
by taryn&keshia December 6, 2009
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pingki

An incredble girl. Pingki's are amazing, cute, pretty, innocent, wholesome, hilarious, smart, sweet, kind and loving. It's very hard to hate Pingki's or to stay mad at them for too long. The never tell even their closest friends what they're feeling, but that doesn't stop them from loving Pingki.
I love Pingki!
by youresomanginseeka April 10, 2011
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Pinkity Drinkity

We love a Pinkity Drinkity lovin' sister! x
by pinkity_drinkity May 23, 2018
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