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Fat-a-pillar

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-noun: An overweight person who disappears for an extended period, then reemerges only to show off their slender new figure.
Most fat-a-pillars will never admit what they do with all that excess skin.

The average fat-a-pillar regains most or all of the weight within a year of losing it.

Fat-a-pillars tend to be nicer than girls who were born skinny.
by f'd January 2, 2011
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An aging UNSC vessel, and one of the smallest in the UNSC fleet. This ship, along with crew, Captain Keyes, and the Master Chief, crash landed on Halo. At the end of Halo, the starships fusion reactors go supernove, sterilizing the land, and creating a HUGE crater in Halo. Un able to with stand the forces exerted on the new weakpoint, halo breaks apart.
Marine-"THE AUTUMN, SHES BEEN HIT!"
by Mustache Man May 13, 2005
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Mr Pillay

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He should have been drafted for war as a recon sniper. He has a mighty field of view for electronic devices.
Why have I been called to the office?
'You need to see Mr Pillay'
**Soul leaves body**
by Mr Pillay Enjoyer September 4, 2022
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B Pillar Lean

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Eddie cruised by , you couldn't even see him. He was B Pillar Leaning...
by RSWIM21 April 28, 2017
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Man-er-pillar

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First mentioned on The Directors Cut Radio Show. A Man-er-Pillar is a group of men having sex in a long chain. In a large group they resemble a Caterpillar. It may be a sticky situation if somebody has diarrhea.
You are hooked up like a Man-er-Pillar
by Riggle September 26, 2009
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Mr Pillay

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The entity "Mr Pillay" is often seen in a suit with a navy blue tie as a with a distinguishable feature of his perfectly spherical polished forehead that resembles the candy "Maltesers". This may explain why the composition of "Mr Pillay" are sugar-2%, skimmed milk powder-3.8%, cocoa butter-39.7%, glucose syrup-18.2%, barley malt extract-12.7% , cocoa mass-31%, palm fat-3.1%, lactose-2.7%, wheat flour-3.1%, emulsifiers (E442, soya lecithin, E492) total 4.9%, palm oil- 4.6%, raising agents (E500, E501, E341) total -4.9%, salt-18%, gelling agent (pectin)-12%, flavouring.

Although chocolate in composition the entity "Mr Pillay" spreads as a cognito-hazard to organisms in his vicinity displaying abilities to disrupt then manipulate any affected victims to the entity's desires to infect and effectively control all under his thumb. The behaviour of "Mr Pillay" includes patrolling areas at precisely noon and early 10 EST and routine monitoring of unfortunate victims involved in his organisation. Underestimation of "Mr Pillay" is fatal as the entity can emit at any time a force of 100 Megatons worth of TNT or one TSAR BOMBA thermonuclear weapon without warning, often creating craters kilometres in diameter.

Mr Pillay is Class Level 14 object and it will be warned that if the sight of "Mr Pillay" is in contact, remove yourself immediately from your area, contact a local therapist, physician , psychologist and federal authorities immediately.
"MMM, A very tasty Mr Pillay" Caleb
by State Rank 1 Mathematics HSC September 25, 2022
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Pila

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A lot” in Dominican slang 🇩🇴
Loco, me duele pila la cabeza

Mi vecino tiene pila de matas 🌴
by tu cuquito acabando July 10, 2021
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