Pilates

A New age and highly refined exercise method primarily developed to train the bodies of soldiers and fighters to make them more able to withstand and deliver power and sudden violent force. Now it is primarily practiced by smart women who want to look like they can kick ass in a fight and who probably can for real.

As Dara pulsed through Pilates Corkscrews she imagined a scenario involving a large man attempting to force her to sit but using her core and leg strength to maintain stabilitiy and to not fall and then summarily to use her agility, mobility, and power to deliver a throat punch to her harasser followed by a swift knee to his soft belly. Before that people just thought of her as a Pilates Princess with a hot body, but now they understood she was a bad**s.

by alixDDD July 18, 2025

pilately

Or "philates". A fitness program dat involves exercise from working with postage-stamps.

Couch-potatoes swear by da "pilately" exercise-program because it actually involves virtually no effort at all.

by QuacksO October 4, 2020

Pink Pilates Princess

Something and/or someone considered evil or weird/crazy

“Dude, I heard Gary drank a 2 liter of mountain dew and passed out and woke up on the interstate.” “Average pink pilates princess behavior.”

by BingoBongoGeraldCakes April 19, 2025

Pillow pilates

The art of propping one's partner up on a pillow during sexual intercourse.

Me and my women had pillow pilates last night

by ELDDP July 6, 2021

Pilat

Guy with fluffy hair who tends to sit in corners and watch his girlfriend get action from another man, he's a cuck. He loves family ties by baby keem and often preys on children.

You see that loser over there, thats Pilat

by pilatsvictim January 17, 2024

Pilate

It means to 'wash your hands on' or bail on or walk out on someone (Just like Pontius Pilate did to Jesus)

John just pilated on me in the Principal's office!

by Annebee April 7, 2021

From Herod to Pilate

When you have to run back and forth between two or more people/officials/offices (seemingly to no end) in hopes of resolving your issue. Typically used in the world of bureaucracy where one hand often doesn't know what the other is doing and no one has an answer to your question.

I have been sent back and forth from Herod to Pilate for a year now to get a verification-stamp on my passport and now you're telling me that you don't really have the TIME??

by Diskerias February 12, 2017