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Pilat

Guy with fluffy hair who tends to sit in corners and watch his girlfriend get action from another man, he's a cuck. He loves family ties by baby keem and often preys on children.
You see that loser over there, thats Pilat
by pilatsvictim January 17, 2024
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From Herod to Pilate

When you have to run back and forth between two or more people/officials/offices (seemingly to no end) in hopes of resolving your issue. Typically used in the world of bureaucracy where one hand often doesn't know what the other is doing and no one has an answer to your question.
I have been sent back and forth from Herod to Pilate for a year now to get a verification-stamp on my passport and now you're telling me that you don't really have the TIME??
by Diskerias February 12, 2017
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Pilate Aluminum

'Advanced level' Pilates perspiration:
When you sweat so profusely in a Pilates class you shine like Aluminum (given the proper lighting of course).

Aka: PilateMack <- (reference to Alex Mack: the silver puddle product of Nickelodeon)
"Girl did you see {insert white girl name here} in class today? She was "Pilate Aluminum"
by Breezy2748 January 12, 2018
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Pilates

A New age and highly refined exercise method primarily developed to train the bodies of soldiers and fighters to make them more able to withstand and deliver power and sudden violent force. Now it is primarily practiced by smart women who want to look like they can kick ass in a fight and who probably can for real.
As Dara pulsed through Pilates Corkscrews she imagined a scenario involving a large man attempting to force her to sit but using her core and leg strength to maintain stabilitiy and to not fall and then summarily to use her agility, mobility, and power to deliver a throat punch to her harasser followed by a swift knee to his soft belly. Before that people just thought of her as a Pilates Princess with a hot body, but now they understood she was a bad**s.
by alixDDD July 18, 2025
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pilately

Or "philates". A fitness program dat involves exercise from working with postage-stamps.
Couch-potatoes swear by da "pilately" exercise-program because it actually involves virtually no effort at all.
by QuacksO October 4, 2020
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I'm like Poncio Pilates

On the bible there is a passagein Mattew that tells a episode from the Judgement of jesus Christ :
Pilate Washes his Hands
23“Why?” asked Pilate. “What has He done wrong?” But they shouted all the louder, “Crucify Him!” 24When Pilate saw that he was accomplishing nothing, but that instead a riot was breaking out, he took water and washed his hands before the crowd. “I am innocent of this man’s blood, he said. “You shall bear the responsibility.” 25All the people answered, “His blood be on us and on our children!”…
So, in another words as well as pilatos did an said we can see by the context that he was with tied hands ,we can use the name of him to explain that we are with Tied hands too so ,instead of sayin' " i can't do that ",i'm with tied hands "or i'm unable this moment ",we can use another form of sayin' : 'I'm like Poncio pilates ". it is good for those that understand the bible .
by Reliance roy January 13, 2017
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Pilate

It means to 'wash your hands on' or bail on or walk out on someone (Just like Pontius Pilate did to Jesus)
John just pilated on me in the Principal's office!
by Annebee April 7, 2021
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