pilately

Or "philates". A fitness program dat involves exercise from working with postage-stamps.

Couch-potatoes swear by da "pilately" exercise-program because it actually involves virtually no effort at all.

by QuacksO October 4, 2020

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Pilate Aluminum

'Advanced level' Pilates perspiration:
When you sweat so profusely in a Pilates class you shine like Aluminum (given the proper lighting of course).

Aka: PilateMack <- (reference to Alex Mack: the silver puddle product of Nickelodeon)

"Girl did you see {insert white girl name here} in class today? She was "Pilate Aluminum"

by Breezy2748 January 12, 2018

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Pilates

A New age and highly refined exercise method primarily developed to train the bodies of soldiers and fighters to make them more able to withstand and deliver power and sudden violent force. Now it is primarily practiced by smart women who want to look like they can kick ass in a fight and who probably can for real.

As Dara pulsed through Pilates Corkscrews she imagined a scenario involving a large man attempting to force her to sit but using her core and leg strength to maintain stabilitiy and to not fall and then summarily to use her agility, mobility, and power to deliver a throat punch to her harasser followed by a swift knee to his soft belly. Before that people just thought of her as a Pilates Princess with a hot body, but now they understood she was a bad**s.

by alixDDD July 18, 2025

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