Pigtits

Smallish breasts whose size and shape indicate they are made of background fat rather than breast per se. That is, if their lycra-clad owners lost weight and shrank to reasonable proportions, they would disappear. Usually found only on chavettes. Think Matt Lucas.

"Corfu would be alright without all the pigtits wobbling about"

by ArisR July 21, 2007

Blonde with pigtails

A blowjob with handlebars.

A blonde with pigtails is very good in bed; I can show her exactly what I want her to do.

by blondewithpigtails September 23, 2009

pigster

A female hipster, overly large female that sways back and forth blocking the entrance of the establishment and the sidewalk at the same time. Oblivious to the world and rude as hell.

I asked the pigster nicely to move so I could get by and she ignored me, I had to check her like a hockey player

by Lord evil September 10, 2016

Pigot

a person who treats pigs with hatred or intolerance

He made bacon jokes infront of me and my pet pig. He is a pigot.

by Pig-Tales March 10, 2013

pigting

Verb; The act of hunting wild flying fuzzy pig-turtles in the outskirts of Antarctica.
pigting, pigtinging, pigtinged.

Adam can often be found pigtinging

by uhhngg January 3, 2009

pigotti'd

To be stopped and talked to by a weirdo, who for some strange reason keeps referring to you as their friend; to listen to stories at 4 am about how this guy was just trying to go to bed when a girl called him and kept him up for hours.

I was going to bed at about midnight, when all of a sudden I got pigotti'd and was found dead by boredom at 5 o'clock in the morning.

by CrookedPinky February 24, 2010

Pigture

A word play on the word "picture" and while it can be cruel it also has a use to describe some of the most God awful pictures you've ever seen.

She/he sent you a picture? Personally, I'd call that a "pigture." or

That person is pretty vile. Ask them to send you a pigture so you can put a face to their horrible posts.

by JayyTheOrc March 7, 2013