piedmontero

to coax an old homeless bitch up to your apartment for sex in exchange for a mars bar, you must have sex with boxing gloves on. to communicate with her use her notepad, because of course, she is deaf and mute. alright

i was stuck for a ride so i went for the old piedmontero , i am itching like a mofo, but i kept her notepad as a momento

by buckins May 16, 2006

Piedmont Lakes Middle School

A Prison that sits In Apopka Florida it's pretty peaceful but you still have to watch out for Mister Clark And other teachers if not Mister Clark will see you "AFTER CLASS"

Kid 1 What school do you go to
Kid 2 Piedmont Lakes Middle School
Kid 1 LMAO that hell hole your fucked

by Deafaultino May 3, 2019

upper piedmont

Any part of Piedmont thats above Highland Ave, rich and/or upper class residents live here

Guy 1: yea, i live in upper piedmont
Guy 2: damn, you must be loaded!

by JB3 January 20, 2008

Premont

The small town midway between San Antonio and Mexico that few people have heard of. Known for its one stop light, The Saloon, Rodeos and kick ass chicken fried steak sold at Oasis Restaurant.

This town has that amazing small town feel but like all small towns it comes with the wanna be's who start drama all over town.

Commonly mistaken for Fremont.

random person, "Hey where are you from?"
you,"Premont"
random person, "Damn Fremont, how do you like Cali?"
you, "Premont! With a P!"

by yyyelhsA November 7, 2011

Piedmont

SUrrounded by Oakland in the Bay-Area. Mostly snobby, white, rich and racist.

Wife: OMG! THere is a non-white person walking on the street
Husband: Better call the police

by Gabe February 8, 2005

piedmont

A small town in the Bay Area in which everyone is filthy rich except me. Most residents belong to three country clubs, have at least four SUVs and own a couple dozen monogramed Gucci purses with gold braid. Most people are lawyers, CEOs, or architects. "Down town" consists of a small market filled with junkfood, a few schools, and two banks. It is the most boring place on earth, unless you have rich friends to mooch off of. If you learn to work the Piedmontian system, life is good. One may also join the ever-growing Piedmont Ghetto Society (PGO), bringing Gangsta into Piedmont society since 2005.

"Dude, did you hear about the lady who called the police because a cat was lying in the road blocking traffic?"
"Ya, that's soooo Piedmont."

"Yo mams's so snobby, she must live in Piedmont." ooooh burn.

by Francophile June 11, 2006

Piemonade

A refreshing drink that the much loved Strong Bad consumes. And invented.

"When life gives you pies, take 'em and make a tall, cool, refreshing glass of piemonade.

The Cheat! While your at it, see if you can find any leftover glowsticks to pour into Homestar's Mountian Dew. I hear you have to pump your stomach if you drink that stuff...

by Monkey D. Roronoa June 25, 2008