doo doo pie

a pie made of fecal matter

Michael angered me so I said "eat a doo doo pie !"

by Sean Patrick Nurse/Mccolgan January 18, 2004

Dino-pie

When you add ejaculate to a cookie.

Homie 1 “hey bro let’s make a Dino-pie and eat them as a goof”

Homie 2 “yeah bro, Let’s cross dress and eat Dino pies as a goof, we definitely aren’t gay or anything”

by Perfect buddy GA October 21, 2021

A face like a dropped pie

To denote the profound grotesque appearance of a persons face.

"Fuck Me! She has a face like a dropped pie"

by Mojo Staplegun August 19, 2008

Damp Pie

A cream pie on the face that is underwhelming and disappointing. Just left with a moist face.

Person 1: “heeey, how was last night. He was smoking hot!”

Person 2: “I was hoping for a cream pie, but just ended up with a damp pie. Very disappointing, dick game was meh.”

by DisDickDamp July 5, 2019

Pinkamena Diane Pie

Pinkamena Diane Pie is the dark side of Pinkie Pie. She is a psychotic murderer living in Ponyvile, who tortures ponies or other living being.. into tasty cupcakes. She would give her victim a special cupcake and they would automatically feel quite dizzy until everything turns pitch black. And Pinkamena would drag the victim into her basement, under her bakery aka "Sugarcube Corner". When they wake up they realize that they are strapped tightly against a wooden rack in the dark, when the lights go on the victim itself is in full panic mode as they see horrendous decorations of painted skulls, skins of belonging to other ponies ect ect, organs inside balloons, bones and the strong smell of blood on the floor. Then Pinkamena makes it more worse as she comes out of nowhere and starts to do her torture towards that helpless victim, making sarcastic dark jokes, while taking samples from the pony's body, chopping their limbs and peeling their skin off or slicing their cutie marks on each side of their hips. When they die she then says "Life is a party" and makes her cupcakes with the left out organs and skin. This is considered one of those "GrimDark" fan-made MLP stories out there.

Pinkamena Diane Pie: "Goodie, you're awake. Now we can get STARTED!"

Rainbow Dash: "Pinkie, what's going on? I can't move!"

Pinkamena Diane Pie: "Well, duh! that's because you're tied down"

Random person: "Oh god!!! It's Pinkamena! that's so GrimDark"

by DisconnectedNOW July 12, 2018

dicfore pie

A pie with the same taste and texture as pecan pie, however is made with walnuts. It is a family recipe, known by many families around the southern United States.

My grandparents made dicfore pie for Thanksgiving.

by Pastry People February 28, 2008

face like a dropped meat pie

someone with a really, really, really, rediculously ugly face

frank has a face like a dropped meat pie.

by Mini-D October 17, 2005