poster

A phrase usually stated during a basketball game in which one player embarasses another player by either vigorously blocking his/her shot or emphatically dunking over someone

(after somebody dunks over Kwame Brown)
Marv Albert: And (insert player name) puts Kwame Brown on the poster.

or simply

(in a mournful voice)
(player name)...........welcome to the poster

by Russell Baker May 27, 2008

poster child

Someone who is the perfect fit for a stereotype.

That girl who says "like, omg" all the time is the poster child for a Valley Girl.

by Im Caca for Cocoa Puffs January 22, 2008

Poster Nutbag

A dead cat that used to be Jimmy's pet. But now Jimmy wants a dog.

Dad- Son, I have some bad news
Jimmy- What is it Dad?
Dad- It's about your cat, Poster
Jimmy- Poster Nutbag ??
Dad- Yes
Jimmy- What is it Dad?

Dad- ...Your cat DIIIIIIEEEEEEEDD !!!

by Poster Nutbag May 20, 2003

posterior extraction

Method used to come up with data, or reasoning to make a descision. Formerly known as pulling it out of your ass.

Little Johnny: "I think President Bush is the most beloved president since Hoover."

Big Johnny: "How did you come up with that idea?"

LJ: "I used the posterior extraction method."

by frnkly April 28, 2008

Posterior Analysis

To look surreptitiously and luridly at the hindquarters of a member of the appropriate sex from a distance, especially as practiced by statisticians, mathematicians, etc.

When they brought those due diligence chicks in for our 1 o'clock feeding, I was caught doing a posterior analysis on the asian one with the houndstooth skirt. Man I was embarassed.

by shabbychef September 9, 2009

posterized

A slang term depicting a play in basketball. In said play, a player dunks the ball over top or in front of another player, making a play so picturesque that it may appear on a poster, hence the term, posterized.

Some players may have their own versions of this, such as Greg Ostertag of the Sacramento Kings. When someone is 'posterized' by Ostertag, they are 'Osterized'. This pay is known as 'dirty' and 'ugly' and is generally unwanted throughout the NBA.

a) Yo man! VC just posterized the Pistons! Ben Wallace, you's a poster!

b) (taken from live stat tracking)

3:44 4th - G. Ostertag dunks the ball.
3:44 4th - Officials timeout for audience to throw up in bathroom.

by Uncle Ben November 29, 2004

Prostertot

and girl in grade 9 or under that feels the need to dress like a slut because they think its cool
these little kids are always looked down upon and are given little-no respect by the older kids because of their prostitue like style

prositute + tot = prostertot

TEEN1: omg look! why are grade school kids dressing like that these days?
TEEN2: i know! do they think its cool or something? jeez
TEEN1: what a bunch of little prostertots...

by nadinelillian April 14, 2007