Pooning 

Basically, an act of love between a consenting couple, where the male makes his female partner seriously moist, while she is still wearing knickers/thong (cotton gusset recommended). Then, remove pants/thong and either dry naturally or accellerate the process with a hair drier. While maintaining the romantic mood, scrape the dried minge goo from the pants/thong with a razor blade. Use razor blade to finulate. Roll up a bank note, and snort vaginal gold. Wait 5 minutes for an intense aphrodisiac hit. May be used as a
supplement for viagra.

Lora let's me do the pooning.

Pooning by Heyhohe January 25, 2022

reindeer pooning 

the act of putting Christmas decoration reindeer into various sexual positions.

Look at those reindeer on that guys lawn Adam. we got to go reindeer pooning tonight

reindeer pooning by Kperg December 26, 2009

pooning 

the process of one sniffing the opposite/same sex's bike seats for personal excitement/enjoyment

i love pooning , i could smell girls bike seats all day :)

pooning by anonymous February 26, 2002

phroning 

The act of using a telephone and the restroom simultaneously. Essentially "phoning" from "The Throne".

Weasel: I was going to call Sandy, but I wonder if she would be phroning me...
Beatle: Guess you'll have to Skype...

phroning by Dark Horse Rider October 10, 2013

pooning 

The Process of getting Poon Tang.

I wanted to hang out with you but you were too busy pooning your girlfriend

pooning by Dooley July 11, 2006

Pooning 

A combination of things. Can be associated with anything from kicking back with friends, staring into space, drinking excessively, not doing homework, and, but not limited to having sex.

"Dude, I am pooning too hard right now."

"Who's down to poon tonight?"

Pooning by Codosex April 21, 2010

pooning 

The act of searching for poon
Like fishing is to fish, pooning is to gash

You know, am I the only one who finds it inappropriate to go pooning on a church trip

pooning by ManOfTheDiaspora June 27, 2005