phone stamina

The total amount of time one can manage being on the phone with someone.

My phone stamina is roughly an hour.

by Keael March 16, 2006

Phone Shy

The inablility to talk on the phone due to extreme shyness.

Noel is too phone shy. I cant get her to have phone sex with me.

by esco August 14, 2004

Arabian Phone Shuffle

(noun) The act of an unwanted overweight hairy naked man sneaking into one's bedroom whilst they slumber and jacking off into their face. When the surprised victim awakes and instructs the perpetrator to vacate the premises, he leaves, but not before taking their cellular phone with him. This individual is much like the Arabian Tooth Fairy, although he does not exchange teeth for cash, he exchanges jizz for technology.

Abdo waited until I fell asleep with my mouth slightly open and proceeded to give me an Arabian Phone Shuffle. I did not appreciate it.

by The Shuffled April 4, 2009

phone slide

When a man slides, or hands his phone to a woman, with the create new contact screen already visible, while not saying anything as a means to procure her phone number.

It is effective because it eliminates actually having to ask for a woman's phone number. This makes the situation less awkward, while requiring less confidence to pull off.

Tom: How did u get Stacy's number, she is hot?!?!
Josh: I used the phone slide, it never fails.

The phone slide works 95% of the time everytime

by joshhathcock April 7, 2011

phone sex

Gives you hearing AIDS

It' a joke, idiot. Phone sex is sex over the phone.

by Captain Albatross January 24, 2010

Canarian phone sex

A sexual act in which one partner stands on mountaintop A, and the other on nearby mountaintop B. The two gaze at each other through binoculars and "talk dirty" in the whistled language of the Canary Islands, meanwhile pleasuring themselves with their respective cell phones.

For a related practice involving yodels, see Alpine Sexting.

The uncrossable canyon between them could not stop Alice and Bob from enjoying torrid Canarian phone sex.

by Epic Tetus February 28, 2015

phone shot

A shot of booze consumed with a friend over the phone when you just can't be togther, especially if they are very far away. Usually involves tequila and a count down so you know you are really drinking a the same time.

Person 1 in California: "Dude, I just finished my last final today!"
Person 2 in North Dakota: "Awesome, this calls for a phone shot! One two three, drink!"

by Jaye7 May 20, 2009