pissed on my chips

when an unfortunate circumstance happens, especially used when something spoils something you're looking forward too.

("chips" is used in the British sense)

"fuck, I've lost my tickets for the gig. That's pissed on my chips."

by bob's second cousin July 6, 2009

Get Pissed

Phrase used to taunt someone who is getting excessively agitated over an annoyance which can be legitimately real or not, but is usually much more minor than their reaction calls for.

Statement: "Asshole, if you tap your fingers on the poker table it counts as a check. You don't get to bet this round."

Response: "Get Pissed, Dan."

by Bobby McC March 20, 2008

pissed into your cheerios

When somebody is in a really bad mood, somebody might have urinated into his bowl of cereal earlier.

Person 1: *rant*
Person 2: Hey, who pissed into your cheerios this morning?

by elwood_j_blues August 1, 2006

im so freaking pissed

One of the best White Chicks phrases: 'Im so, freakin, pissed'... Then they go on about how bad their day was.

'Im so freaking pissed...first, I go to doctor layman to get my nose done, I ask him to make me look like Gwyneth Paltrow, and he makes me look like freakin' SHREK!' *weeps*

by YeahIDontCareMuchDards September 14, 2012

pissed

1) To be extremely angry

2) To be heavily intoxicated with alcohol to the point of not knowing where you are.

3) Past verb of piss.

1) I'm pissed at you right now

2) He got pissed and fell down

3) I pissed in her mouth.

by Gumba Gumba February 28, 2004

fucking pissed off

Extraordinarily angry. Can be triggered by traumatic events that disrupt your most basic sense of self worth such as getting fired, getting raped, losing a loved one. If you are emotionally unbalanced like me this can be caused by events as trivial as being cut off in traffic, or getting a B on your final exam.

If you want to start shooting random people in the face with a nail gun you are probably fucking pissed off.

by Dave griffin July 31, 2008

Pissed Pistofferson

a proper name for a person that is very mad, upset, pissed-off

Scott was so mad at that bartender last night that he turned into Pissed Pistofferson

by dRPheelgood April 26, 2011