Penis Clapping

The act of vigorously whipping your dick back and forth (left and right) so that it makes contact with your legs. The resulting impact produces a smacking sound, and if done rapidly, it can sound like clapping.

Instead of clapping with his hands at the end of the show, George stood up, dropped his pants, and started penis clapping like a boss.

by Cactus92 November 14, 2011

Frankenstein Penis

A circumcised penis with a scar on the shaft and a gutted frenulum.

Look at the poor guy tug on his mutilated Frankenstein Penis. Glad I’m uncircumcised I hear they don’t get as much pleasure.

by Where is my foreskin May 25, 2020

Guacamole nigga penis

A type of penis found by Albert Einstein.

Very rare. If you have a guacamole nigga penis, your penis is 17”.

“Guacamole nigga penis” - black science man

by __-Ali-__ February 27, 2019

Penis

The funniest word ever

Person: "penis"

Other person: "ahahahahaha!"

by Bitch_fucker69 September 4, 2021

Penis lol

A high-class form of humor, particularly appreciated by human males. Involves the drawing or sketching of a certain male reproductive organ on unexpected surfaces, like photos of celebrities. Commonly found in middle school and college textbooks, bathroom walls, online message boards, bank statements, and other such areas.

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PENIS LOL!!!1!ONE

Very nice.

by t3h_Jeezus lol February 7, 2010

penis bob

Smelly substance cumulated on and around the penis when not washed for several days or weeks or months.

Synonym: Smegma
Antonyms: Heaven, peace, spirituality, harmony, love, angel, divine light, happiness, nirvana, zen, sexy, art, aesthetic, masterpiece, beauty, flower, joy, smile, laughter, galaxy.

- The whole house fuckin' smells like penis bob!
- Haha! I just had salmon for dinner. That's why.

by edgar pruviance October 11, 2009

penisbrücke

Penisbrücke ist wenn zwei meist Bundeswehr Soldaten ihre männlichen Geschlechtsteile an einander pressen und anschließend die Vorhäute übereinander schieben.

Wollen wir eine Penisbrücke brauen?
Bock auf Penisbrücke?

by Arbeitslos_meets_Assozial October 6, 2020