Phallic Fruit Fetish

A "disorder" popularized by gay Quaker performing artist Peterson Toscano in his play "Doin' Time the Homonomo Halfway House" about his time spent as a patient in a Christian residential program to "cure" gay people. Another resident in the program suffered from Phallic Fruit Fetish (or PFF) and had a persistent desire to commit sexual acts with phallically shaped fruits. The problem was alleviated when all phallic shaped fruits were removed from the facility.

Rev. Smid ordered all bananas removed from the house upon learning of a patient's phallic fruit fetish.

by Daniel S. Gonzales September 18, 2006

phallic autism

a transmittable form of autism generally through sexual interactions

you have phallic autism my dude

by mrpoo November 1, 2018

Phallictastic

To love Phallic Salads.

Sammy has an amazing fetish for a Phallic Salad. He thinks they are Phallictastic.

by Shar Prockle March 15, 2010

Phallipoo

When someone gets an errection while pooping. This typically means your gay.

Teddy went upstairs to take a shit. You know that queer`s gonna take a phallipoo!

by tgibby & flow February 23, 2011

Phalliphagiac

Latin- dick-eater; one who consistantly and excessively eats dicks

"That dudes not just a run of mill cock sucker, he's a hardcore phalliphagiac bro!"

by Sparklywiggles May 18, 2016

Phallic Acid

A mans sperm.

I gave that girl some Phallic Acid.

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by Malware. January 13, 2019

phallicist

(noun)- one who worships the phallus as a symbol of male generative power (technical); more realistically, one who has a very strong sex drive.

Many ancients were phallicists, as can be judged anthropologically by examining their statues.

One can find many phallicists on the corner of 2nd and 10th.

by Derek Green October 27, 2006