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phalanges

They're technically your finger bones. Also mentioned in friends, as phoebe calls herself Regina Phalange and claims to rachel there is something wrong with her plane to paris's left phalange.

Also, an awesome handshake in which you and another person put your hands out, wiggle them, and say "phalanges"! it's something much cooler than a high five, but given for the same reasons.
"Do you have DSL?"
"No you perve, i have FiOS"
*laughs*
"Now gimme some phalange"

*awkward silence*
"PHALANGES!" =)
by phalangeloverx April 6, 2009
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phale

Variant of fail, used in defining extreme cases of fail.
Epic phale
Tom will phale his drama exam.
by John Privé January 28, 2008
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phalangeenis

The strange phenomenon when a hand grows in place of your penis, making everything but nut grabs extremely inefficient.
Bob: I was in a fight with Todd the other day
Jake: Did you win?
Bob: Nah, he crushed my nuts in a killer phalangeenis jab
Jake: Aww man, what a bummer!
Bob: Nah, that came later
by EmmaBlackery September 6, 2016
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Phalahstagastix

The gathering of men who intend to participate in activity where they must present their phallus in order to determine the leader or alpha male of the group. This gathering is restricted to men who are without a companion and everyone who is participating may not be accompanied by anyone of the opposite sex. The male who presents the largest phallus will be appointed as the leader of the group.
In order to show my complete dominance, we'll have to meet in a disclosed location and begin phalahstagastix.
by Joji Phalahstagastix June 4, 2020
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Phalanx Reaper

A literal God. He is the All Father of the Gods in the gaming community. Single handedly will fuck up anyone with anything especially snipers, pistols and bows.
Well that’s Phalanx Reaper.... We’re all gonna die, hopefully he will go easy on us.
by Purpleturtle94 May 26, 2021
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metatarsal phalangic duo

When your whole foot including toes are licked then sucked.
Dude just did the metatarsal phalangic duo on my girl last night...boner explosion 💣
by Techniques69 October 11, 2020
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