Woman: I don't get why high valuable men won't choose me!!
Kevin Samuels: What's your height and dress size:
Woman: 5'3, dress size 14
Kevin Samuels: Mam you are obese and rude, there is no way in hell a high value man will marry you. Pick a struggle.
Woman: but.. I'm a PHD
Kevin Samuels: What's your height and dress size:
Woman: 5'3, dress size 14
Kevin Samuels: Mam you are obese and rude, there is no way in hell a high value man will marry you. Pick a struggle.
Woman: but.. I'm a PHD
by 3l1t3sp33ch February 26, 2021
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by MysticDepression March 12, 2017
Get the PHD Pepper mug.What people with a PhD's have. First you gotta go through high school... then you gotta get your shit together and get into university you study your ass off for 4 years to get Bachelors... then you say to yourself "im really having fun killing my self, I should kill my self some more" and then you get your masters after 2 more years AND then after you are almost losing sense of reality and are having a mental breakdown you push away your last few friends and family members who are trying to bring you to your senses and then you decide to go for your PhD and then after 4 years of treacherous research you officially unlock a new power up that makes you permanently fried in the head.
Person #1: yo my prof is so weird bro.... he keep murmuring to himself when he teaches and his lecture notes don't even make sense
Person #2: Ahlie!
Person #3: yea I know its cuz he has permanent head damage (PhD), he has lost sense of reality.
Person #2: Ahlie!
Person #3: yea I know its cuz he has permanent head damage (PhD), he has lost sense of reality.
by LightThief November 13, 2018
Get the Permanent Head Damage (PhD) mug.When one becomes depressed as the fun of the holidays comes to an end and everyone has to return to their boring, everyday lives.
Often goes hand-in-hand with christmas tight.
Often goes hand-in-hand with christmas tight.
Bob: "What is Steve's problem?"
Sue: "I think he has a severe case of Post-Holiday Depression (PHD). I heard him crying when his co-workers in the next cubicle were talking about their holiday vacations.
Sue: "I think he has a severe case of Post-Holiday Depression (PHD). I heard him crying when his co-workers in the next cubicle were talking about their holiday vacations.
by hahaidontgetit January 6, 2010
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a general wasteman that overrates themselves because of some qualification. asserts themselves over everyone but generally has little to show for it.
deep down a neek and a nobody
a general wasteman that overrates themselves because of some qualification. asserts themselves over everyone but generally has little to show for it.
deep down a neek and a nobody
by Nicrolex December 29, 2011
Get the PHDickhead mug.A derogatory term when a person presents a 'credible' argument on the Internet to support their position despite the argument is false. Mostly (and recommended to be) used for science deniers and to know-it-all person. May be synonymous to Karen MD, but this term is more broad.
Person A (an anti-vaxx): I have a list of blog articles ( mostly cherry-picked) that suggest vaccines cause autism. Therefore, vaccines cause autism.
Person B: Cool, pretty sure you have a PhD Reddit to state that statement. What's the title of your thesis, fam?
Person B: Cool, pretty sure you have a PhD Reddit to state that statement. What's the title of your thesis, fam?
by maxweber27 November 17, 2020
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