gash plaster

Sanitary towel. A sheet of plasticky cotton-wool with wings on it that you buy from the chemist, put inside womens undergarmetnts in order to catch all the bloody mess that comes out of the vagina during lady-time

Dude#1: Phew! Whats that smell?

Dude#2: Oh it's just Stacey. I think it's time to change her gash plaster.

by Franck Butcher March 30, 2008

Plasterer's Bucket

A quim fit to bursting with baby gravy.

After a five hour, 10 man orgy, Lucy's quim was filled up like a plasterer's bucket.

by Richy Boy September 7, 2005

Plasterer's Radio

To be smattered in devil's porridge.

She had a face like a plasterers radio.

by Rees October 20, 2004

plasterer's radio

The mess created after a vigourous sex session or acrobatic masturbating

Ron - "Hey Joe by the third time we did reverse cowgirl her breasts had more splatter than a plasterer's radio"

Joe - "I bet she looked like a disabled ice-cream factory operative"

Ron - "No you tit, I said a plasterer's radio!

by The Rellie November 7, 2007

Puerto Rican Poodle Plaster

It's much like a Gorilla Mask except after cumming on her face you slap a pet on her face and rub it around.

Her dog was nearby as I came on her face, so I grabbed it and gave her a Puerto Rican Poodle Plaster.

by Hobbes2 May 22, 2008

Plasterface

When a dude does a chick behind and punches her face through the sheetrock wall when he comes.

Did you see the holes near Billy's bed? He must have plasterfaced that girl last night.

by MrPete January 13, 2008

plastered

when u drank too much ,, yea that feeling

man im soooo plastered ,, lets go home and drink more,,, hehehe

by Diamond March 8, 2003