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permanent shotgun

when someone has shotgun everytime they ride in that certain car even if someone else calls shotgun.
Joe: Lets ride up to Wal-Mart
Chris: I call shotgun!
Phil: No way bitch I got permanent shotgun!
Chris: Damnit!
by perm. shotty. December 13, 2006
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Peruanista

Peruanista is a person or institution who has a lovely fascination with Peru and its cultures, peoples, facts, everything Peruvian, but who doesn't necessarily lives or is based in Peru or is Peruvian at all.

Peruanista is also the best blog about Peru ever, the dude who writes it does his own writing, video, photo and all that stuff that bloggers do, and he has a fixation with Indigenous and Black folks. Just google it, you will find it! good stuff.
Every time I think of a great place, Peru comes to mind. I think I'm going Peruanista.

Why are you talking so much about that Peru stuff? I bet you are one of those Peruanistas.

I just read something so interesting and cool about Peru that I had never known or imagine... oh, you must found the blog Peruanista.
by CarlosQC February 6, 2010
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Permanoob

Someone who is a noob, only unlike a regular noob, they have absolutely no chance of becoming anything more. They are permanently a noob. Permanoob status can result from a long line of noobly mistakes, or one mistake so huge a person can never live it down.
Did you hear jacie locked her keys in the car on that trip and her spare keys were hundreds of miles away?!?
YA! she is a total permanoob!

Dude! I can not beat this level no matter what I do!
Sounds about right permanoob, let a pro take over.
by DB_KG March 26, 2010
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permanips

the state at which both nipples are permanently erect
Wow, that guy is either really cold or has permanips!
by Erica C. Jones February 6, 2009
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Permanent Moonbase

The sexually-charged act of defecating from one anus to another, back and forth to stimulate prostates of both participants. While not strictly a homosexual sexual act, it is more common in gay men than straight couples.
Person 1: Would you like to try the Permanent Moonbase tonight?
Person 2: No, unfortunately, I have diarrhea, it wouldn't pass back and forth properly.
by JasonSchreier March 27, 2012
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Permanent Moler

A fat fucking mole that looks like someone stabbed you in the face with a permanent marker. It stays with you a burden through life that never fades, just this ugly disfigurement. These aren't average moles there permanent molers, moles large and intimidating as they usually grow facial hair.
Person 1: Jesus what's that on his face.
Person 2: poor bastard got a fucking Permanent Moler by the looks of it.
Person 1: you sure someone didn't draw on his face with a marker.
Person 2: No chance, I see fucking hair on it.
by SpudMoleatronGingerC00n September 20, 2016
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pervana

Pervana

(perv-ôn-uh)

noun
the male transcendent state of mind. An unabashed, uninterrupted in-the-moment mind flow of pure unreciprocated sexual thoughts involving the ladies around him.

The greatest masters of Pervana are said to be of such skill as to sexualize all sensory stimuli from even the elderly, overweight, and disfigured.
Particularly during periods of lesser stimuli, some fledging zen masters of Pervana can be witnessed to close their eyes and exhibiting symptoms of mild Tourette's syndrome with mutterances of the word "giggity".
"The practice of Yoga has since time immemorial been, though not expressly, most certainly solely administered for the sake of the male enlightened few who wish to achieve Pervana.
The "anchor" chakra, through said practice, is trained and maximized.
Modern practitioners will constantly utilize their third eye to scan the yoga room for the best sights. Complex mirror arrangements or the coveted "yoga instructor" position help the Pervana practitioner to utilize his other two eyes without disturbing the environment's flow."
by Phat Phuk May 13, 2017
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