perplexual

Someone who is confused about all the -sexuals: Asexual, Bisexual, Demisexual, Grey-A, Heterosexual, Homosexual, Pansexual, etc.

Someone wrote online that they are "demisexual". I wrote that I had never heard that term; I'm perplexual.

by broknsymetry September 19, 2018

perplexing pegasus

A word used to define those who are extra stunned and somewhat lit ya know. Its like that bitch named stacey who thinks shes the shit.

Im so lit im perplexing pegasus

by Schaafer August 18, 2017

Perlette

A perlette is when two guys get drunk and agree to give each other head.

Steve: Hey!, did you hear about that guy that sucked a dick?
Chris: LOL. Thats a perlette thing to do!

by THEHOLOCAUSTNEVERHAPPENED March 19, 2011

Perley-Francis Trap

When you date a female of the Perley-Francis clan, you become caught in their trap, and therefore called the Perley-Francis Trap.

How it happens: You become very happy with them, and when you get to the peak of happiness, they knock you down, and make your life a living hell, and you can't escape the trap without losing some sort of your sanity.

Stranger 1:"What's wrong with him, she's such a bitch to him, but he keeps chasing her"

Stranger 2:"He's in the Perley-Francis Trap, man, he can't help it."

by Shippidge May 18, 2013

pervlexia

-A condition which causes one to misread/misinterpret seemingly innocuous text as something perverted

"I told her to come over here."
"What, she has cum in her ear?"

by Batrastard August 4, 2003

Perley Tozer

A shot consisting of one part lemon gin, one part blue coroco and a purple candy of some sort. (ex: skittle, ju jube)

Those Perley Tozers are killer!! I had so many last night at the bar that I couldn't remember my own name this morning.

by tgav April 6, 2004

Perflemamce

Perflemamce is when you are trying to use the word "performance" but your autism is too strong.

Jose: "I prefer the mustang 2018 perflemamce pack 7,000km $48000"

Juan: "Lol did you have a seizure midway through that sentence?"

by Swiggty Swooty July 31, 2018