pervspective

A portmanteau that represents the male point of view some, most, or all of the time. The percentages can always be debated, but yes, there are many men that think this way often. Of course, this pervspective is shared between men and women both, but possibly expressed less often by females, or less frequently in mixed company.

Anytime someone expressly or impliedly infers a dirty pun where it wasn't intended, the comment comes from that person's pervspective.

Person A:
"Those were some of the sloppiest tacos and best tacos I have ever made. Nailed it."

Person B:
"Haha, nailing sloppy tacos, good one!"

by Jed Wards December 8, 2012

perfectivize

The unnecessary and excessive over development of a product, process, or statement through the unending cycle of low to no value added refinement.

Elmer, you've gone too far with this project, no need to perfectivize this one, we're not looking for Miss Right here, we're looking for Miss Right now.

by Smmoooth June 17, 2018

The perfectiest

The same like the most perfect.

I'm the perfectiest nigga!

by marsmart July 2, 2016

Linear Perspectivism

Linear Perspectivism - An art style and painting technique, developed and used by artist Erik Hesson, in which a scene is represented from a single perspective; using basic geometric forms, dynamic texture, and vibrant colors to create an idealized three-dimensional abstract composition. This style is an attempt to create a balanced fusion of Geometric Abstraction and Realism; incorporating mathematical calculations and sacred geometry into the three-dimensional composition to achieve the desired aesthetics. This style was first introduced in 2017 by Erik Hesson, a resident artist of St. Petersburg, Fl.

'Wow! Linear Perspectivism is truly an innovative art style. Erik Hesson has developed and created a masterful art and painting technique with true historical significance.' - Contemporary Artists Showcase for Dealers and Collectors

by Contemporary Artists Showcase June 12, 2018

Pretective

verb - to be preemptively protective of anything that isn't yours yet.

equivalent to being mad about a "dibs" call going unrespected

alt usage - hoarders unwilling to let go of something, saying it will be useful/valuable in the future

example:

P1: I can't believe Mark's upset about Tammy going out with Jason
P2: I know right? He's so pretective of her when they haven't even talked before

by punchovilla October 14, 2020

perspectivity

the process of actively reflecting on your past accomplishments and reconciling your current life to the life path you originally set for yourself.

I turned 35 on Sunday, my boss told me that I was perfect for middle-management on Monday, and my kid flushed my blackberry down the toilet on Tuesday. After a fifth of whiskey, I gained some perspectivity and realized that at least I only have 30 more years to work for corporate America before I am eligible for what's left of social security- yeah me!

by fox's wife September 30, 2009

Adaptive perspective

If someone has an adaptive perspective, it basically means that they change their point of view of something depending on who they are around, mainly to impress them (e.g. different point of view in front of your friends and your girlfriend). In most cases, having an adaptive perspective won't end well, but someone being told this will more than likely dismiss this claim with the words "it'll be fine".

Girlfriend: I hope the Packers get beat this week, don't you?
Me: (pause) Yeah of course. by the way, i won't be here this weekend because I have an important business trip that i have to go to.
Girlfriend: Oh OK then.
Girlfriend to my friends: Did you hear about that business trip that John had to go to this weekend?
One of my friends: What business trip? He told me that he got tickets to the Packers game!
Girlfriend: He hates the Packers though!
Friend: The Packers are his favorite team in the NFL. Must be his adaptive perspective again.
Girlfriend: That's it, he's in for it!

by CJ Moose September 30, 2013