Chad Pennington

A term used in the NFL for a QB who has the arm strength of a ten year old boy.

Ex.1 Dude, you throw like Chad Pennington
Ex.2 That pass was a Pennington

by Ryuji Otogi September 30, 2005

Penning

To take the cap off of a pen, then put it back on. Generally used to calm or distract.

When cole for rejected by a girl, he started penning to take his mind off it.

by The Penning November 2, 2013

ty pennington

A sexy carpenter and host of extreme makeover: home edition, aka: a great guy.

move that bus !!

by Tracy June 11, 2006

penning

Drawing and/or writing on the first person who falls asleep/passes out at a slumber party or social gathering. Usually done with a sharpie. A practical joke that has a little more dignity than teabagging.

After his fourth shot of vodka, Tommy was vulnerable to a good penning.

by theclevercat February 21, 2009

Personing

The act of being a person in any place at any given time. Usually what one is doing when one claims that they are doing 'nothing.'

Ryan: "Hey, what are you doing?"
Brandon: "Not much, I'm just personing."

by Hakutei May 20, 2008

parsoning

Named after a kid named Parsons. Verb; to play the worst practical joke possible on someone.

I'm gonna parson his house the fuck up.

or

You just got parsoned

by von herring October 28, 2004

Pennington

The act of going from ass to vag to mouth.

Jim Pennington pulled out of Kati Smith's ass, put his dick in her vagina, then pulled out and proceeded to munch on the shit salad.

by Teh Pink Sock September 22, 2010