Prescription Pimp

A doctor or a psychiatrist, but one who over prescribes medications and doesn't know their DSM. Usually sought out by pill junkies or parents who don't understand caffeine and children don't mix.

Kid is running around the house at twelve am tweaking on caffeinated soda.

Mom: wakes up "damnit, johnny's up again running around?!?!"

Dad: rolls over tired "Can't you just take him to the prescription pimp tomorrow and have this fixed? I mean were awesome parents and have done everything"

meanwhile, on the nightstand, a baggie of weed sits.

Prescription Pimp by NardTard August 5, 2012

Depth Perception 

Something anyone can say they don't have when they have trouble seeing something.

guy 1: Dude, whats wrong? You couldn't hit water if your fell out of a boat.
guy 2: Sorry, I have no depth perception in this lighting.

guy: Did you enjoy watching the movie last night?
girl: No, I had no depth perception.

Depth Perception by ToastyToast69 August 24, 2016

Authors' Prescription 

An Author's prescription is a specific piece of recommendation(s) made by the author of a book, which contains propositions on how its readers may customize an ambiance suitable for better enjoyment and or an enhancement of their reading experience.

The authors' prescription suggests listening to soft jazz music, while reading chapters 7 and 8.

Authors' Prescription by Motamenya March 15, 2023

TSP: Textra Sensory Perception 

Textra Sensory Perception--When you know that you get a text right before you do, or when you are get a text from the same person you had immediately before decided to text.

I have TSP: Textra Sensory Perception -- I KNEW that my gf was going to text me, and a half a second later, she did!

TSP: Textra Sensory Perception by Shiloticus2 October 31, 2011

perceptions purveyor 

A mediocre public relations practicioner with average abilities who projects himself/herself as an expert and somehow gets away with it by hiding behind a huge table in a small office.

Pardon me but you will stop kissing asses from this day forward you perceptions purveyor of a writer!

Just do your job and stop fancying yourself a perceptions purveyor, it reeks of dishonesty, malintent and ambiguity.

Her well crafted article was so nice if it weren't for the by-line which makes it obviously written by a perceptions purveyor.

perceptions purveyor by El Morbo April 16, 2007

Prescription hair cut 

A hair cut that is so bad it looks like you got it on the NHS

That bloke has a serious prescription hair cut

Prescription hair cut by Roy Munsen April 11, 2015

Prescription pants 

When you're so fat your doctor has to prescribe your pants.

Look at Micheal Moore that fat fuck must have prescription pants

Prescription pants by Thebigdhunt August 24, 2018