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Pensacola, FL 

A southern small AF town where everyone is either living in the ghetto going to PHS or pretending to be rich and actually just middle class going to CHS. Full of preppy PTA sweater set cheer moms and bald car dealership owners. Repeat TINY town with a shit sized mall
Hi i'm Mary Grace, I just graduated from Pensacola, FL Junior College and i just can't wait to welcome ya'll to Pensacola!
Pensacola, FL by pissedoffchick824 January 11, 2012

My pussy tastes like Pepsi Cola 

Lana Del Rey’s pussy tastes like Pepsi cola
Lana: “My pussy tastes like Pepsi cola
Everyone: She was high writing this..

Pensacola Style

A style that is flashy, but fun, rolling deep with the best people you know, the party has arrived when your squad gets together for some old school larger than life party action.
We gonna rock this party Pensacola Style
Pensacola Style by Superman2125 August 12, 2015

Pepsiconian 

A devout follower of Pepsi-co Religion. An eager Acolyte of the Great Pepsi-man. Pepsiconians believe that above all else, Pepsi-man is the highest Power and Authority on all cold fizzy things, and to drink anything other Soda is Blasphemy.
Mr. Smith: Ok Calvin, you go first... What is your Religion?
Calvin: Pepsiconian. Praise be to the Almighty Pepsi-man. May your drinks never run flat and may your taste buds be satiated with The Pepsi-man's Coldbrew Elixir of Pure Joy

Pensacola Milkshake 

When someone adds chocolate pieces to a fleshlight, then inserts their penis allowing the chocolate to melt. Then upon ejaculation the concoction is poured into either a glass or someone's mouth and consumed.
I had a long night after work yesterday and came home to treat myself to a dark chocolate Pensacola Milkshake.

Pensacola Print Maker 

A VERY daring sex act, for both partners, were a guy (from Pensacola, FL) performs a "Cannon Ball" off of the head board, preferably tall head board, and makes a lasting physical and mental inpression on the girl.
Guy 1: OMG! Did you hear?! CamRon Bawllsack did a Pensacola Print Maker on his girlfriend!?
Guy 2: What the F?