pedosmile

Phenomenon where, when photographed, a pedophile will always have a creepy, lopsided grin which screams "I molest children". Such pictures are in sharp contrast to those of normal people, who generally have a deer-caught-in-the-headlights expression, and conventional felons such as murderers, who always frown. Typical features of a a pedosmile include tight, discolored lips, visible tounge, concealed teeth, a cocked head, twisted facial features, a bald forehead, disheveled hair, and a general aura of faggotry. Used in conjunction with other indicators, the pedosmile is an excellent method of early pedophile identification.

I was going to help that man find his puppy in exchange for candy, but then I saw that he had a pedosmile.

by Eidako April 13, 2006

Pedosexual

Literal human garbage that should be sectioned and shot.

Hey have you heard that mark is a pedosexual?
No he's a child molester and should be hung.

by ChiefParstington November 1, 2018

PeepoSad

A twitch emote where Pepe the frog is crying large tears. Used when something extremely sad occurs.

Person A: My father just died last night.
Person B: PeepoSad!

by SirJohn021485 August 25, 2020

Hola Pepsi cola

A term used to greet people or something.

Hola Pepsi cola! Diego is cool

by DisCool. August 18, 2016

Pedos in Speedos

Pedos in speedos down by the beach, Pedo's in speedos be careful where they reach.

Pedos in speedos down by the beach, Pedo's in speedos be careful where they reach. -BigJigglyPanda

by EmoRaccoon October 27, 2018

Pepsi Flavored Water

When you forget there's still some pepsi left in your cup and the ice completely melts, creating a heavily diluted and unpleasant pepsi. Usually inside a disposable cup from a fast food restaurant.

Oh man I forgot I didn't finish my pepsi, this shit is pepsi flavored water now.

by Killian Meyers April 2, 2021

Crystal pepsi Fingers

When ya home bois fingers litterally wreaks the smell of ass, and ya dumb enough to think they smell like crystal Pepsi, so ass boy says he dips his motha fuckin fingers in crystal pepsi.

CRYSTAL PEPSI FINGERSSSSS

by ilikeducks April 14, 2020