pontious

a code word meaning homosexual or eye rapist.

yo... your mad pontious.
dont be such a pontious.

by loddiemayforsheesie May 28, 2010

Penthouser

To defecate inside a swamp cooler (usually located on the roof of homes in the Southwest).

Dude, I just left a penthouser over at Dave's place.

by whcgonzo July 8, 2012

penthouse lizard

High end lot lizard.

She isn't a cheap prostitute like the rest of the lot lizards; she's a penthouse lizard.

by Tibby504 November 17, 2017

swank face, on a penthouse body

a girl that has a good looking body, like it could be in penthouse magazine, but something has her face looking like she is from the trailer park which only qualifies her for swank magazine. She has the perfect form for taking a cup of throat yogurt.

L: Check out that bitch.
T: Yeah but look at her face.
L: Oh Shit.
T: Yeah thats a swank face, on a penthouse body.

by T Y February 7, 2007

Pontious-pilating

In the bible Pontious Pilate washed his hands of the decision to execute Jesus by letting the crowd decide. The act of Pontious-pilating something means refusing to act or decide on an event or situation.

Tom: What you doing tonight?
Jesus: No idea mate, I'm pontious-pilating that shit, you decide

by mushroomroulette January 9, 2012

Penthouse

Vodka and pineapple mixed drink . A top shelf cocktail with a top floor name for bad and boujee bitches.

Patron: I’ll take a penthouse

Bartender: a what? I’m not familiar

Patron: A Tito’s and pineapple 🍍🤨

Bartender: oh right of course

by The freshness February 4, 2020

i took her to my penthouse and i freaked it

a phrase used by middle schoolers which was from the song kings dead. people say it either as a joke or to say that they took someone to their house and fucked them. its pretty self explanatory losers

EXAMPLE 1--
Person 1: guess what dude
Person 2: what
Person 1: i took her to my penthouse and i freaked it

EXAMPLE 2--
Max: bro u cant believe what i did last night
Javier: what did u do
Max: i took her to my penthouse and i freaked it
Javier: was she hot

by trustbutera June 22, 2018