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Soft as a pensioner's turd

When someone's actions are that soft that a pensioner's soft/runny stool holds more merit then their character and actions.
Worker A: Did you see old mate couldn't even lift a sandbag.

Worker B: Don't worry that cunt is as soft as a pensioner's turd, I have lost all hope with them.
by Billy Hunt (aka silly cunt) January 2, 2021
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pensioner porn

A type of erotica, usually in the form of a romance novel or story, which to most under the age of sixty five, is just some lame smut, but to a pensioner, it is the sexiest thing since short legged drawers.
Harold: Hey Beth, did you hear that Jackie Collins wrote a new book?
Beth: Oh yeah Harold, she's my favourite pensioner porn author!
by Johann Sebastian Snuff March 14, 2021
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Charnocks little pension

When a fiery person has a auto correct from cherno little penis to charnocks little pension.
Person 1:"I hate autocorrect!"
Person 2:"why"
Person 3"He did a charnocks little pension."
Person 2:"unlucky man."
by Malefallon November 23, 2021
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Cunt pensioner

A pimp; someone who make immoral gains from prostituting women.
At the red light District I found a cunt pensioner and his menu of women and what they will do.
by SupervisorSwampy July 21, 2020
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Welcome to pensions

Damn son, welcome to pensions.
by Yeetboyo October 31, 2017
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Tension Jaaye Pension Lene

Usually shortened to TJPL while speaking or in chat as well.
Translates in English to: Let tension go and take pension.

Typically used by Hindi or Urdu speaking millenials to diffuse a situation whenever the conversation is becoming stressful. It is used by the speaker to let the subject know that there is no need to stress and that the future will take care of everything and the stress will go away.
A: 'Bhai sutta chhodna hai, gym me performance kharab horahi hai and din ke dabbe fookne lagg gaya hu'
B: 'Abey, chill kar, Tension jaaye pension lene, tu puff maarke pass kar.'
by Procrastinator2.0 December 22, 2023
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National Pension System

A soulmate for you need. Will be there for you lifelong.

Its actually everything you need from a soulmate for life. It grows with time, fulfilling for your goals, is flexible also.

Low maintenance too.

No hidden surprises.

Doesn't take much, gives more in return.

What more do we want?
He built a secured future. He invested in National Pension System.
by Future Self November 23, 2021
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