When someone's actions are that soft that a pensioner's soft/runny stool holds more merit then their character and actions.
Worker A: Did you see old mate couldn't even lift a sandbag.
Worker B: Don't worry that cunt is as soft as a pensioner's turd, I have lost all hope with them.
Worker B: Don't worry that cunt is as soft as a pensioner's turd, I have lost all hope with them.
by Billy Hunt (aka silly cunt) January 2, 2021
Get the Soft as a pensioner's turdmug. A type of erotica, usually in the form of a romance novel or story, which to most under the age of sixty five, is just some lame smut, but to a pensioner, it is the sexiest thing since short legged drawers.
Harold: Hey Beth, did you hear that Jackie Collins wrote a new book?
Beth: Oh yeah Harold, she's my favourite pensioner porn author!
Beth: Oh yeah Harold, she's my favourite pensioner porn author!
by Johann Sebastian Snuff March 14, 2021
Get the pensioner pornmug. Person 1:"I hate autocorrect!"
Person 2:"why"
Person 3"He did a charnocks little pension."
Person 2:"unlucky man."
Person 2:"why"
Person 3"He did a charnocks little pension."
Person 2:"unlucky man."
by Malefallon November 23, 2021
Get the Charnocks little pensionmug. by SupervisorSwampy July 21, 2020
Get the Cunt pensionermug. by Yeetboyo October 31, 2017
Get the Welcome to pensionsmug. Usually shortened to TJPL while speaking or in chat as well.
Translates in English to: Let tension go and take pension.
Typically used by Hindi or Urdu speaking millenials to diffuse a situation whenever the conversation is becoming stressful. It is used by the speaker to let the subject know that there is no need to stress and that the future will take care of everything and the stress will go away.
Translates in English to: Let tension go and take pension.
Typically used by Hindi or Urdu speaking millenials to diffuse a situation whenever the conversation is becoming stressful. It is used by the speaker to let the subject know that there is no need to stress and that the future will take care of everything and the stress will go away.
A: 'Bhai sutta chhodna hai, gym me performance kharab horahi hai and din ke dabbe fookne lagg gaya hu'
B: 'Abey, chill kar, Tension jaaye pension lene, tu puff maarke pass kar.'
B: 'Abey, chill kar, Tension jaaye pension lene, tu puff maarke pass kar.'
by Procrastinator2.0 December 22, 2023
Get the Tension Jaaye Pension Lenemug. A soulmate for you need. Will be there for you lifelong.
Its actually everything you need from a soulmate for life. It grows with time, fulfilling for your goals, is flexible also.
Low maintenance too.
No hidden surprises.
Doesn't take much, gives more in return.
What more do we want?
Its actually everything you need from a soulmate for life. It grows with time, fulfilling for your goals, is flexible also.
Low maintenance too.
No hidden surprises.
Doesn't take much, gives more in return.
What more do we want?
by Future Self November 23, 2021
Get the National Pension Systemmug.