penoose

Another way of spelling "penis". This word is especially useful when some guy lets his Johnson "think" for him, and he gets in trouble as a result. It's like the guy put a noose around his own neck!!!

"Dang, that greasy dude should have known better than to have sex with that skank in the bathroom. He lost his job because he let his penoose think for him!"

by The Guvnah July 22, 2007

Pénzes Réka

A girl, who is the most amazing creature on the planet. She is gorgeous, funny, intelligent, hot, skinny legend, caring. When she smiles, the whole world smiles with her. She will be a great mom. She is a very good friend.

Pénzes Réka is funny.
Who is the most gorgeous girl in the world? Pénzes Réka

by kinice April 15, 2020

penosity

A genderless freak.

* JediKnightWannaBe sets mode: +v Penosity
<Tarc> Woe is me! Penosity has arrived!

by Mindraker May 17, 2004

penies

a penis which, by virtue of it's decor or girth, is regarded as dainty or affeminate

That blue baby bonnet really accentuates your penies.

by Marcus Whafferton March 28, 2007

penose

A nose that looks like a penis.

"That dude totally has a penose!"

by Ian the wordsmith October 28, 2007

Penies

When a guys penis is enormously huge. The guy is not hard it is just naturally huge as a hippo. A girl usually enjoys this during sexual intercourse because it will give them more pleasure. But guys if you have this, don't do it to a virgin because her vagina will explode, meaning her cherry will pop and you will have blood all over your Penies penis.

I have a Penies penis and my girlfriend enjoys sex and she moans louder than a jackhammer.

by kapaspatcha August 26, 2008

Penceshit

horse·shit
/pens/SHit/
Noun, adjective, interjection.
Origin: 2020 Vice Presidential Debate when a fly was attracted to Mike Pence.
Definition: Nonsense, either inaccurate statements spoken out of ignorance rather than deception, or irrelevant statements (which are not necessarily false) spoken to avoid answering a direct question or to divert the conversation. (usually spelled as one word) (slang)

“That drama queen is so full of penceshit, all he does is exaggerate, lie and cheat!”

by That_one_girl__ October 7, 2020