penissoft

adj. ugly, to the point where you are physically unable to engage in sexual relations with then. Specifically pertaining to women for anatomical reasons.

I don't understand how Jim had sex with that girl, she's such a penissoft that I thought it would be impossible.

by George Hoffenheimer April 21, 2006

Penisalotta

Lots of dicks, as used in a cover of Rupert Holmes’ “Do you like Pina Coladas?”.

Do you like Penisalottas? Sucking dicks in the rain. If you’re not in to penises, you must be fucking gay.

by MenoDrive December 8, 2017

penisflower

The word penisblume is an attribute for a warm-hearted, beautiful aesthetic thing

Your breath smells like penisflower

your atyle is really penisflower

by mjpxssy March 16, 2019

PenisPoop

A poop that comes out of the penis. Is known to happen after consuming large amounts of Taco Bell. Some may find it sexually attractive.

My girl always buys me Taco Bell in the small chance that I’ll have a PenisPoop!

by Darth D1ck January 13, 2021

penispoo

when something crazy happens

"penispoo my dude"

by Bridget Atwell February 21, 2021

penisfarts

something that is very annoying or makes you rage

Ugh! this game is penisfarts

by yuh yuh mami November 22, 2021

PenisFartCum

the act of cuming in someones asshole as they fart on your penis.
resulting in the cum being blown back into your urethra, allowing for a second round.

Person 1: Hey babe wanna do a PenisFartCum with me at the lounge?
Person 2: How did you get in my house?

by PenisFartCum MASTER June 12, 2022