penis

otherwise known as the male brain

Can't solve a problem? USE YOUR PENIS!

by lolz4lyfe January 28, 2007

penis

Shlong, Wang, Dick, Jimmy, Mayonaise launcher, purple-headed yogurt slinger, purple-helmeted warrior, hanging johnny, ankle spanker, Pedro, Cock, love rod, pleasure stick, vaginal submarine, pocket rocket, pussy drill

My friend Garrett lacks a penis.

by Bob Dole September 8, 2003

penis

The penis is the male reproduction organ and the reason I believe there is a God. The penis is a remarkable peice of workmanship. Completely thought out - for example, look at the head..it is shaped for easy entry, soft to cushion the blow - it even has a "seam" on the underside to avoid suction. Perfect.

"I simply could not live without a penis..oops,I mean a man"

by v-rae October 5, 2006

penis

a soldier's "big gun" that shoots a white bullet into the mothership's black hole.

Jamal was squeemish to hear that his penis had won the war.

by Sir-sex-a-lot December 12, 2003

penis

what guys use to get satisfaction.

"Mike, i was with my g/f lastnight and she sucked me off so good!"
"Thats great,rob, remember i was there though?"
"AHH! what he hell where you doing there?"
"I was with your g/f too"

by Hugh G. Rection August 22, 2003

penis

male sex organ

my penis is big

by brshrjxgcckyvhvvv December 14, 2017

penis

-Anything that is strange and mysterious
-A comeback to almost any insult
-Word used to break the silence

The hell is that?!...its kinda like a...penis!

::insult::
Oh yeah!?.....You have a small penis!

................Penis!

by Shirdoo May 5, 2005