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penes alfredo

Wow, kathy sure loves penes alfredo!
by MrHayato May 11, 2011
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Pene de Muerte

Translates to "Penis of death" in Spanish. Ancient mythological tale involving a penis that would kill anything it penetrates.
"Naughty children that stay up too late will be visited by the Pene de Muerte"
by vroller December 8, 2015
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Mucho Calor Pene

When two partners engage in a highly dangerous and flammable variation on anal sex. The receiving partner lines his/her anal canal with sandpaper, while the giving partner covers the tip of their penis with a thick layer of sulfur; turning the penis into a match-like combustible. The two partners begin to perform the rituals of anal sex, effectively igniting the penis in a rage of flame. This practice has been linked to the sado-masochistic practices of the BDSM culture. It is one of the most dangerous acts of abnormal sexuality and is not practiced at most dungeons.
Joe always was a receiver because being the dominant partner did not bring enough pain to satisfy his masochistic desires. That is until he heard of the Mucho Calor Pene! Now that son of a bitch is giving it left and right. And I heard his cock looks like a burnt cheeto!

Dude I gave that bitch a Mucho Calor Pene, and now my dick smells like charcoal, and tastes like a used frying pan. Shit!!
by Titty Tipplenits September 27, 2009
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pene de mono

A monkeys penis in spanish

Often used to describe someone.
Maria called Henry a pene de mono when he tried to beat her up.
Elyse refused to let us watch videos on her computer so we called her a pene de mono and she cried.
by niggerniggerlynchnigger January 17, 2017
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Burrito de Pene

wrapping your penis in a tortilla and then receiving blow-job.
When i was in mexico i got a burrito de pene form my house-keeper.
by akaidiot13 August 25, 2011
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pene pasta

some food the campo water polo team made up relating to penis, pasta and parsa
by ER December 16, 2004
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cabeza de pene

A word from argentina, it is used when you want to tell someone is an idiot or he doesn´t use his brain
You don´t know a thing, you are a "cabeza de pene"
You are useless, you ruin it, you are a "cabeza de pene"
by No One_17 August 5, 2006
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