Punched Lasagne

A Vagina after child birth.

Shit the misses fanny was like a punched lasagne after my son was born!!!

by Dont make it long make it fat March 2, 2011

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Canning Peaches

A slang term for sexual intercourse. It comes from the action of sticking a penis in a vagina or asshole, which is similar to putting peaches and syrup into cans.

Man 1: Me and my girlfriend's grandma were "canning peaches" last night!

Man 2: Really?? Well while you were doing that last night, I was "canning peaches" with your mom!

by Eziquio C. December 15, 2014

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Super Turbo Turkey Puncher 3

An arcade game in Doom III, where you get to punch a turkey 'til it explodes! Now THAT is true entertainment. ^.^

"You can find this fun game on the first level of Doom III, in the cafeteria."
-me

by Dave August 15, 2004

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Percher

A man whose penis is not long enough to hang past his scrotum. Therefor the penis "perches" on the testicles.

The term was coined in Ventura, CA
but since has spread to parts of Nevada and Minnesota

Mike is a percher

or

Damn... Mike is Perchin' his face off right now.

by Sota507 October 7, 2010

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That long painful moment when you're taking a huge shit, but no feces comes out. It's almost like diarrhea, except your stomach is literally tearing apart within the insides. This phenomenon lasts about 2-4 hours, depending on the severity of the condition. Common side effects include nausea, homophobia, misogyny, fascism, and conservatism.

*Exists bathroom*
Me: Dude...I just totally suffered in there.
Friend: What happened bro?
Me: I had a long Mike Pence
Friend: Aw dude, I know how you feel. Mike Pences are so painful and horrible.

by nairobibitch July 19, 2016

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