peenie pecker

A girl who gets a guy's hopes up by heading downtown only to closed-mouth kiss the throbbing member for a few moments before deciding that she's tired and needs to take up half of your bed for the night.

-I kicked that girl out of my room last night.
-Why?
-She was a no-good peenie pecker.

by Disillusioned February 27, 2005

Genie peenie

Its the term for a genies genitals.

I found this bottle on the beach the other day. And some naked genie came out. he had a monster genie peenie!

by Basscrack November 12, 2019

Peenie Polish

A blowjob.

Marissa must have been extra horny last night, because she put some real passion behind that peenie polish that she give me, and afterwards, my dick was shining more than Danny Torrence!

by Richard Flavor April 8, 2013

peenie pouch

the collection of fat in the pubic region of overweight men.

Your dick wouldn't look so small if you didn't have such a big peenie pouch, you fat bastard.

by irishinch March 26, 2011

teeny peeny

The art of possessing an abnormally small penal organ which is capable of little more than to be the subject of jokes. Can also be used to molest young boys.

Reporter: How are you able to molest young boys so easily geoffrey?
Geoffrey: IVE GOT A TEENY PEENY!!! ... IVE GOT A TEENY PEENY!!!

by I luvvvvva da jeffffrey May 16, 2010

Peenie weenie

When you can see the outline of a phone sized dick through a guys shorts, or a quarter of a boner.

Logan's peenie weenie is very disturbing.

by Peenieweenielover101 October 23, 2017

Short peenie

A dick that is so small that it is classified as a peenie and a short peenie is a chode but smaller than visible

That dude probably has a short peenie

by Jdjehduehd January 31, 2019