The man who hides in your closet and sneaks into your bathroom while you are sleeping to steal your
poopie and pee pee. He comes out only on the occasional times of the year where the
moon is full and there is total darkness. He is such a sly man that when he loots your poopie you wouldn’t ever even seem to notice, it’s almost
like he was never even there! He is sneaky boy who feigns for your poopie, you can not hide it from him, he will ALWAYS find it.
Person 1:
Yo have you been noticing your
poop going missing lately?
Person 2: That’s
crazy asf bro! I been noticing the same thing lately! It must be the Pee Pee Poo Poo Man, it was a full moon last night!