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pedorile

A common syndrome of especially any adult parents when they hear disturbing news about someone not just convicted, but even accused of molestation, neglect or abuse of a young person-they lose all faith in religion, the judicial system and give an almost equally disturbing graphic description of (if they could) what they would like to do to the usually man accused; ex. castrate with no anesthetic, disembowel, severly maim, etc. then let them face life incarceration or execution by law.
Did your mom forget her Xanax today or does she always have such an acute case of pedorile? When that story came on the news about that guy accused of fondling somebody underage at the county fair, she screamed curses at, then smashed the TV on the floor.
by busterboner April 6, 2010
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Reverse Pedophile

The technical term is Teleiophilia (from Greek teleios, "full grown").
When a young person is in love with an older person who may be significantly older.
Teleiophelia is a very rare term due to the fact that it's socially acceptable for a younger person to like an older person
A 25 year old woman loving Johnny Depp who's 45: "OMG, he's 20 years older than me, but he's sooo sexy!"

Any Vic Mignogna fangirl: "Ack! He's 46 and I'm only 20! I feel like a reverse pedophile!"
by Vic_Lover October 23, 2008
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pedophile smile

A creepy smile unknowingling given by a not so sneaky child molester when he is looking at little boys.
Dad: Son I dont want you getting ice cream from the ice cream man anymore.
Son: Why dad?
Dad: Because last time you got ice cream, I saw him give a pedophile smile at you when you were eating that chocolate covered banana.
Son: EWW SICK!
Dad: Yeah so don't get ice cream from him again or i'll hit mom.
by Sandmann September 23, 2008
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Pedophile

People who are primarily attracted to prepubescents 11 and below.

There are real terms called chronophiles for other age ranges as well:

Pedophile | 11 and below | 5%
Hebephile | 11-14 | about 16-20%
Ephebophile |mid-late adolescents 14-18 | 20%
Teleiophile | adults

Note: %s only account for males and are averages based on a combination of studies. 1 2 3

-these do not necessarily imply that these people are carnal sex-crazed animals whose sole desire is to seek sex. They are not akin to boiling pots of water that can overflow at anytime. Most of these people fall in love with young people the same way as adults who fall in love with other adults. Then later in the relationship, sex becomes relevant.

-These terms should not be used to denote actual sexual activities between adults and younger people, because most people with one of these never actually engage in them, and those who do often lack chronophilic attractions. 4

Citations:

1. Seto M. “Sexual Attraction and Falling in Love in Persons with Pedohebephilia” Arch Sex Behav., 49, no. 4 (Feburary 20, 2021): 1305–1318.

2. Schuster, Filip, (2014) Every fifth boy and man is pedophilic or hebephilic

3. Stephenson, B. W. (2014, July 29). How many men are paedophiles? BBC News.

4. Stelzmann, D., Jahnke, S., Kuhle L. F. “Media Coverage of Pedophilia: Benefits and Risks from Healthcare Practitioners’ Point of View” Sexologies, Int J Environ Res Public Health, 17, no. 16 (August 8, 2010): 225.
John is a pedophile because he is primarily attracted to 10 year old's.
by MisterMosher September 20, 2023
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Pedophile

You are a pedophile
by dick the big dicked duck February 12, 2013
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poosmile

Someone who's breath stinks of shit so much whenever they smile that's all you can smell.
Hi mate

Hi *smiles back*
Fucking hell your poosmile is disgusting today
by TimMate January 14, 2016
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Pedochilesterdiskopita

The mix of a pedophile, a child molester, a distractor and a spanakopita.
Dude your such a Pedochilesterdiskopita
by NoneOfYourBuisness:) January 4, 2022
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