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flesh pedestrian

*whispers* alternate name for skin walker. Saying “skin walker” aloud is said to bring unwanted attention from the entities. Using “flesh pedestrian” allows you to discuss the entities without risking attack.
My sister and I saw a flesh pedestrian while driving at night through the desert. I was so scared it would follow us!
by Niree1978 February 1, 2021
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red sea pedestrian

Slang term for a follower of the Jewish faith.
Will Henderson is definitely a red sea pedestrian. Watch him light the menourah.
by Clay April 30, 2003
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Space Pedestrian

An elusive being who rejects all ideological viewpoints out of hand in favor of taking a cosmic perspective. Often found trolling liberal website message boards.
We were commiserating about how taxes aren't high enough on the rich when Space Pedestrian came along and stoned us to our souls.
by dillbagger August 7, 2010
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florida pedestrian

1. something in your way 2. something irrelevant 3. potential road kill awakening speed bump
Florida pedestrians are irrelevant until after you hit one.
by Cresson Stafford March 25, 2007
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Stunt Pedestrian

Some retard who runs in front of your car while your driving, because they've decided they don't want to wait an extra 3 seconds for you to go by.
John: I nearly hit this stupid stunt pedestrian, good thing I slowed down.

Andrew: I would have just kept going.

See stunt driver.
by Double Quarter Pounder Meal September 19, 2009
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Militant Pedestrian

A person who shows no regard for pedestrian crossing etiquette, these people will walk out in front of cars regardless of a red light and if a driver honks in annoyance they will often oblige by offering an offensive hand gesture.
After braking harshly so as to not hit a man walking through a red light I honk in annoyance.
He turns round and flips me off making me wish I hadn't braked but instead floored it and made him into passata,
leaving me thinking "I fucking hate militant pedestrians."
by creasicle May 29, 2010
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Superior pedestrian

A person who can navigate sidewalks, crosswalks and other public areas with an ease, grace and agility that render them more efficient than other pedestrians.

Someone who applies logic and foresight when partaking in public area travelling on foot.
No one knows how to walk on a sidewalk in San Francisco. The city has a very low Superior pedestrian population.

"-Wow, you really worked your way through that crowd, you must be quite the superior pedestrian."
by snc January 1, 2013
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