flesh pedestrian 

*whispers* alternate name for skin walker. Saying “skin walker” aloud is said to bring unwanted attention from the entities. Using “flesh pedestrian” allows you to discuss the entities without risking attack.

My sister and I saw a flesh pedestrian while driving at night through the desert. I was so scared it would follow us!

flesh pedestrian by Niree1978 February 1, 2021

red sea pedestrian 

Slang term for a follower of the Jewish faith.

Will Henderson is definitely a red sea pedestrian. Watch him light the menourah.

red sea pedestrian by Clay April 30, 2003

Space Pedestrian 

An elusive being who rejects all ideological viewpoints out of hand in favor of taking a cosmic perspective. Often found trolling liberal website message boards.

We were commiserating about how taxes aren't high enough on the rich when Space Pedestrian came along and stoned us to our souls.

Space Pedestrian by dillbagger August 7, 2010

florida pedestrian 

1. something in your way 2. something irrelevant 3. potential road kill awakening speed bump

Florida pedestrians are irrelevant until after you hit one.

florida pedestrian by Cresson Stafford March 25, 2007

Stunt Pedestrian 

Some retard who runs in front of your car while your driving, because they've decided they don't want to wait an extra 3 seconds for you to go by.

John: I nearly hit this stupid stunt pedestrian, good thing I slowed down.

Andrew: I would have just kept going.

See stunt driver.

Stunt Pedestrian by Double Quarter Pounder Meal September 19, 2009

Militant Pedestrian 

A person who shows no regard for pedestrian crossing etiquette, these people will walk out in front of cars regardless of a red light and if a driver honks in annoyance they will often oblige by offering an offensive hand gesture.

After braking harshly so as to not hit a man walking through a red light I honk in annoyance.
He turns round and flips me off making me wish I hadn't braked but instead floored it and made him into passata,
leaving me thinking "I fucking hate militant pedestrians."

Militant Pedestrian by creasicle May 29, 2010

Superior pedestrian

A person who can navigate sidewalks, crosswalks and other public areas with an ease, grace and agility that render them more efficient than other pedestrians.

Someone who applies logic and foresight when partaking in public area travelling on foot.

No one knows how to walk on a sidewalk in San Francisco. The city has a very low Superior pedestrian population.

"-Wow, you really worked your way through that crowd, you must be quite the superior pedestrian."

Superior pedestrian by snc January 1, 2013