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pecked

To be stuck in an inconvenient and embarrassing relationship from which one receives sexual favors in return for manual tasks such as chores or yard work. Usually characterized by an affair with a neighbor or close friend, but not to be confused with the term friends with benefits, the difference being that the pecked individual would not normally wish to have intercourse with the receiver of labor, however does so out of desperation.
Geoff: Hey did you hear what Doug did for Julie?
James: No, what happened this time?
Geoff: He mowed her lawn and then went over to get her mother's too. I guess we know where he's sleeping tonight.
James: Wow, Doug's so pecked.
by Mrs. Hook September 23, 2013
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Hen-Pecked

A guy who won't hang out or talk with his friends because his girlfriend/ wife is so insecure that she will get mad.
Can't believe she let's Jason go to work or even get on the computer, she has him so hen-pecked.
by Bossy-Bailey October 21, 2010
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Loch Ness Peaker

A turd that rears its ugly head from the shitter like Nelly or Champ and emits a stank that makes you mini-puke in your mouth.
Yo dude, check out that shit. It's peakin out of the water like the Loch Ness monster.
by beeyatch December 16, 2004
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cap pealed

the act of being shot
If you try and rob me, you will get your cap pealed.
by Marc Bryant August 30, 2006
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perked

drunk from a alcoholic beverage or vicadin
i was so perked last night, i woke up in the gutter of jack in the box
by jenn June 30, 2003
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peared

when something goes wrong you say it went pear shaped.
I lost my keys..... thats peared.
by Jimmny November 3, 2007
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High Peaker

An endearing term given to a male member of the human species that enjoys the occasional sodamisation (I.e the giver of an anal act of intercourse)
Chris: I didn't know nick was gay
James: Yeah he's definitely a high peaker
by runasimpleexample1 June 12, 2012
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