Patience

an annoying period of time you have no choice but to deal with.

If you tell me to have patience one more time I'm going to scream!

by rhmcanes September 27, 2011

Menstrual Patient

A variant of Mental Patient, an irrational craziness besets women during their period, and they are transformed into bleeding mental patients.

"Gloria has completely lost her shit. One minute she was laughing, then she burst into tears, and finally she stabbed Frank with a spoon! She's acting like a fucking Menstrual Patient!"

by Turdy Barrelnuts April 21, 2010

Hook Patient Deluxe

A being known as an ashley archer

Man, these girls in here are hook patient deluxe bad!!

by THE DALLAS2012 October 24, 2010

negative patient care outcome

Political correct term for death expirenced while at the hospital: see alsobit the shit

I was told your husband was in the hospital and was shocked to hear he had a negative patient care outcome.

by vernon February 3, 2004

trying my patience

1) Used when a specific person is so ignorant and hard-headed to your side of the story to the point that you can't stand it anymore. You have been patient and you have been trying to explain to them that what happened is something trivial, but they still don't get it after all this time. In other words, you get pissed off at the fact that they can't let go of stupid shit.

2) Someone that has been bugging you so much that you just want to kick their ass.

First definition is self-explanatory.

Second definition:

*at school*

Dave: Hey Jeff!
Jeff: Hey.
Dave: What are you doing?
Jeff: Studying for my History test.
Dave: You wanna play baseball with me and my friends?
Jeff: Sorry, I have a whole lot of work to do.

*20 minutes later*

Dave: Hey Jeff!
Jeff: Hi again...
Dave: What are you doing now?
Jeff: Still studying for my History test!
Dave: We're having another game of baseball. What to come?
Jeff: I still got a shitload of work to do!
Dave: Oh okay. See ya!

*20 minutes later*

Dave: Hey there Jeff!
Jeff: *gets really annoyed* Yo....What is it now?
Dave: I was just checking to see what you're doing.
Jeff: If you haven't noticed already, I'm still studying for my classes.
Dave: Do you want to play another game of-
Jeff: You're trying my patience right now, Dave! I really need to pass my classes, and you bugging me isn't helping!

by Miu-Miu-Miu December 30, 2009

Mental patient

A mental patient is a person who wants to see one of their collegues at work fired (or see their contract not extended, etc.).

They try to get their target paranoid, and if the target doesn't become paranoid, they try to make it look to the other collegeues as though the target is paranoid, they will try a devil's switch, which is where they fuck something up and make it look as though their target fucked it up, and they will try and ostrecise the target from others in the company.

They often work in groups, accross companies, and target the same individual.

The mental patient targetted George. He had to move to another company, then another mental patient started giving him shit, so he moved to another company, and he was targeted there too.

All of the mental patients had been in contact with each-other

by aaaaaaaiiiiieoeoeoeo January 7, 2010

Payten

Super powerful ninja god, destroyer of evil, and guardian of the Putzlord.

And Payten raised his mighty blade of judgment and cleansed the land of evil.

by MalachiZ January 2, 2008