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Paxton

Paxton is a man know for a legendary huge dick, also Paxton's are amazing kissers and all girl want Paxton's Dick.

Basically the freshest nigga God made

Boy: Paxton stole my girlfriend

Friend: Well Paxton has a huge dick, so she'll be good
Girl: Paxton's dick is so big!!
by Jdhdjdbdj November 27, 2013
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Dirty Paxton

The act of stuffing a dead whore with embalming fluid and fucking it till the eye sockets pop out then putting the eye balls in the warm milk
I found this hooker on the street corner gave her a dirty Paxton then brought the milk to work the next day for lunch
by Slump god gs9 June 5, 2019
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Pastor

Protestant religious ministers are often called pastors. A pastor is a man (or a woman) that leads a congregation of believers and has the power to bless and administer the Holy Eucharist, among several other jobs. A pastor is the Protestant equivilent of Roman Catholic priest.
Our pastor studied at Gettysburg Lutheran Seminary.

If you need some spiritual or ever mortal advice or help, you should see your pastor.
by talkshow_on_mute February 14, 2005
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pastorama

Fuck it bitch fuckit it like MXY PANYME
by Karate Jesus October 26, 2004
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Paxton

Paxton is a dude with a huge dick
OMG Paxton’s dick is so big
by PVXTON June 11, 2018
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Paxton

An unique name for an unique person. Means 'Peaceful Town'. Paxtons are good-hearted and fun-loving. They are trustworthy, dependable friends with sensitive souls. Will go out of their way to avoid hurting someone's feelings. Usually very bright, but not show-offs. Might not be the most popular ones in the crowd, but are reliable and loyal lifelong friends to a lucky few.
"You can always count on Paxton to be there for you."
by bestbuddy411 February 3, 2010
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