Derived from "positive procrastination". Positive procrastination is when you put off doing an urgent task by doing less urgent activities (such as cleaning, working out, running errands, ect.). Pawsitive procrastination is like positive procrastination, but specifically using pet care/attention activities to avoid work.
My term paper is due tonight but I am engaged in pawsitive procrastination by taking my dog on an extra walk today.
by Valkling October 9, 2020
Get the Pawsitive procrastination mug.Named one of the worst high schools in the Chicago suburbs by Channel 5 news in 2011 for it's gangs & drugs. Basically everyone one side of the train tracks goes to Palatine High School and on the other you go to Fremd. If you live on the Palatine High School side you probably are poor. You may be one of the few kids who had money but just bought on the Palatine High School side because the same exact house was $80,000 to $90,000 cheaper. (Because of Palatine High School) It's true when they say Fremd is the better school.
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by HesTooPowerfulToBeLeftDead March 14, 2020
Get the Palpatine syndrome mug.An act of intercourse in which the male takes a 1994 Honda Civics battery and attaches jumper cables to his balls and the jolting motion from the electricity coursing through his body gives the female a shocking orgasm.
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Get the Palatine's Sweet Surprise mug.Go to a Walmart parking lot get a cart push the cart well running jump in and start giving back shots to a girl in the cart well it’s rolling across the lot (works best on a slight hill)
by Legendarysmallpp January 6, 2023
Get the palatine pounding mug.When you give your girlfriend an electric shock the same time you cum in her mouth. Wxecutionable with many different common household objects, just like a taser for delf defense, or a car battery.
1: Dude, I just had the best sex ever!
2: I know, I heard the screaming when you performed the Dirty Palpatine.
2: I know, I heard the screaming when you performed the Dirty Palpatine.
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Get the Dirty Palpatine mug.Verb - When a person hoodwinks the general population into a worse social, political, or economic state through a political coup that would suggest improvement for them.
Generally used when a politician has enforced some sort of policy that is essentially evil in the eyes of all but the most deluded and out of touch member of the public
Generally used when a politician has enforced some sort of policy that is essentially evil in the eyes of all but the most deluded and out of touch member of the public
Jeremy Hunt pulled a Palpatine on the NHS when he lied about his permission to force new contracts upon junior doctors that would result in unfair pay between hospital staff and GP's, a reduced wage, and longer standardized working hours
George bush Palpatined the united states when he faked a terrorist attack on the twin towers to fuel his people into a conquest of the middle east
George bush Palpatined the united states when he faked a terrorist attack on the twin towers to fuel his people into a conquest of the middle east
by It's Yerself August 6, 2016
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