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holding pattern 

Term used when in a club or bar when you want to talk to a girl, but looks like she has a bf or someone else waiting to talk to her.

You enter the holding pattern until either everyone around her goes away or you alter your destination somewhere else.
Dude 1: Hey dude, there's a pretty girl over there by the bar, but looks like she has a bf.

Dude 2: I'll enter a holding pattern until he pisses off.
holding pattern by hawkini_mm March 26, 2010

Anti-Pattern 

A common response to a recurring problem that is usually ineffective and risks being highly counterproductive.
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"that girl I just met -- I'm in love with her -- I'm gonna tell her so rn by sms"

"no dude, that's an anti-pattern"

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"bro I'm about to kick sand in Ninja's face"

"that's an anti-pattern -- if you don't like funerals"

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Knitting Pattern 

In the '50s knitting patterns in the UK for men's knitted attire would always have adverts/pictures of the most ammazing/good looking men. This therefore became a term to describe how good a man looked on the Atractive Scale - Knitting pattern is close to the top. (Knitting pattern guy is a phrase often used too)
Knitting pattern found in Coupling (BBC)
Knitting Pattern by Zachary Decent December 26, 2008

Male Pattern Balls 

An inevitable patch of hairless scrotum where the testicles mostly rest against the gusset of the gentleman's underwear, resulting in friction baldness.
After a few years of carefree post-pubescent abandon, eventually every guy will suffer from male pattern balls.
Male Pattern Balls by Rydo September 30, 2011

cumpulsion repitition pattern 

The overuse of nature's reprive. A sparkling diamond for a sex addict.
Nobel prize worthy yet donated from a true selfless white trash millionaire.

The frontal brain is shut down during the love storm. A seizure will occur with rhythmic movements hopefully. During that gift from natue their is well documented neural pleasure and pain killing.

For the some the act liberates them from their painful self beating pattern of Mal adapted frontal brain activity

It is one of the 10 best life truths first written in a vulgar Bible known as Urban Dictionary.

Cumpulsion repitition pattern the pain

Found in the pleasure.

Your welcome dude
Tony the Tiler mister funny in the pants obviously reacting to his soul mate Kat

Cumpulsion repitition pattern at its best.

Dude ain't feeling any pain.

Windows Pattern 

The pattern Microsoft follows for making their oses.

IE: Suck, Good, Suck, Good

Windows 3.11 or 3.1 = Good, Windows 95 = Horrible, Windows 98 = Good, Windows 98 se = Fail Sauce, Windows 2000 = Good, Windows ME = Epic Fail, Windows XP = Amazing, Windows Vista = Windows ME on drugs, Windows 7 =Best Yet.

Pretty much everyone who has been buying every other os since windows 95 has been screwed in the ass. And people like me who have been buying every one since 3.1 have not been screwed at all.

John: I have owned 95, 98 se, Me, and Vista.

Me: So you have owned all the failures of oses?

John:????

Me: Have all those sucked?

John: Yes! OMG YES!!

Me: I have owned 3.11, 98, 2000, Xp, and 7.

John: Do they actually work with ALL your programs and hardware?

Me: Yes. Because Microsoft Taints every other os they make.

John: Why?

Me: Because they value their original customers like me, who have been buying their stuff since their first successfull os: 3.1

John: oh

Me: Yep.