patchen

A computer geek or a fan of dance music.

Oh man, He's such a patchen.

by andypandy123 May 9, 2007

readme patcher

Someone who finds and fixes the smallest, useless detail in a pubic github repository and later claims they are a contributor of said project.

Sherry: We should totally hire Kraig he is a contributor to erlang!
Bob: Yeah, he added a period to the end of the readme....
Sherry: OMGEE he is seriously amazing! Can you believe he wrote erlang? Do you think he graduated from waterloo?
Bob: he doesn't write erlang he is a readme patcher...

by dongleforker June 21, 2016

sour patching

giving a guy a blowjob after eating a bag of sour patch kids. it gives the penis a tart, citrusy taste.

"Dude, sarah just sour patched me!"

"Im sour patching a guy right now, I'll call you later."

by cherryfrog12 February 24, 2010

Paychience

A Really chill girl with cute hair with style and great taste in music

look at paychience or chillin with paychience

by hardhatman November 9, 2011

patches go on pockets

simple rule fashion rule patch makers came up with in the 80s. Like when in doubt do this. type of saying

A - damn i don know where to put these embroidered patches

B - you know what they, say patches go on pockets!

by macka lacaka April 27, 2023

Wet patcher

He who sleeps in the wet patch afetr sex. Someone who is pussy whipped. Someone who is spineless and has no balls.

Bill is a real wet patcher

by Mummaj March 22, 2012

patched

Scottish (mostly Dundonian) slang for being ditched or physically left by someone/people for others.

You just got patched.

by fxckinjess July 5, 2014