party hats

erect and mighty pointed nipples

Hey it must be cold out because your mom has her party hats on.

by logos August 12, 2003

panty hat

Made of shiny, black, stretchy nylon, this is a hat worn by thugs, wangsters and other types of douchebags. Not a true hat, the panty hat is actually made from the discarded crotch sections from Rosie O'Donnell's soiled unmentionables.

Though it has no known purpose, the panty hat is often worn so that others may know you possess below average intelligence.

Suffering from low self esteem, Darmetrius resorted to wearing a panty hat in order to get the props he deserved.

by bknix June 5, 2008

Party Hats

What girls call their nipples when they get hard from the cold.

Oh my gosh, it is so cold in here. I am getting Party Hats!

by cat.c September 14, 2005

Chocolate Party Hats

Molded chocolate hat designed to fit on the head of a penis. Primarily used to enhance oral sex for both the man and woman. Usually secured to head of penis with peanut butter, marshmallow creme, or caramel sauce.

Also see - Dick Hats

I hope that bitch is bringing the Chocolate Party Hats to my bachelorette party!

by DurTSanchez May 7, 2008

party hats

Brittish (and occassionaly American) slang for condoms.

I bought a packet of party hats.

by badger777 September 17, 2005

party hatted

The act of being effed in the a. Usually used as an insult rather than a literal statement. This term came about in the back seat of my friends car after being told by his mother that we could no longer say "effed in the a". The phrase was then changed to party hatted.

Oh fuck! You just got party hatted.
We break danced much better than you; therefore, you just got party hatted.

by Samuel Parker September 30, 2006

Party Hats

Large, Obnoxious, Pointy Nipples that are sharp to a degree in which they could cut glass.

Zach: Dude, it's fucking cold.

Kevin: Yeah dude, your party hats are showing

by eS Butcher September 7, 2012