Purtified

making an object purty

She needs to be purtified

by TheShai1 October 20, 2009

Parkified

When you make money from your unused car park.

" I didn't use my carpark while I was away, so I parkified it and made $50 a week!"

by Lancar June 11, 2017

pastafied

to suffer from a cliché seen in creepypastas

If a video's been pastafied, it's either trolling or deadly.

by Aqxer June 6, 2014

pornified

the opposite or lack of innocent in porn-relatted matters;
corruption with or by porn;
stained with porn-related toughts;
impure, immoral, (in some religions) sinful;

Man, the internet pornified me, and the rules 34, 35 and 36 only did it worse. I have to pornify you, as well

by Sapioit August 4, 2015

Fartified

Being so scared you fart

“When you jump scared me, I was so Fartified!”

by Seikopath November 29, 2021

porkified

containng pork or other non-halal or kosher ingredients; dirty; disgusting.

I totally would have macked on that baked ziti, but it was porkified with suasage.

I would not touch that porkified skank.

by jmasilotti June 15, 2008

petrified

adj. stoned so often that acute effects on thought are outwardly noticeable.

little bitch is petrified, no wonder he get no love.

by observer of the obvious November 17, 2003