Soup Potting

When a group of meth heads and meth addicts living in a flop house intentionally use the same toilet water and bath water over the course of several weeks to preserve funds to buy more drugs. The toilets become muddy and ammonia like and the bath water typically becomes murky and putrid from the individuals leaving their dregs and sediments behind.

In order to conserve their funds to buy more meth and crank, Frank and the others living in his flop house stopped flushing the toilets and began Soup Potting. The visiting prostitutes and meth whores helped with chumming the bathwater.

by Eaton Holgoode May 8, 2015

Parfitting

The act of delivering spunky jizz projectile anywhere on a females body whilst employing the axe weilding stance of Status Quo's Rick Parfitt.

I just got back from parfitting on your sisters clunge

by huingitugigun July 28, 2009

Drone Parenting

The act of parenting in a manner in which you are so far up your own kid's ass that you lose your identity, or ability to function in a reasonable, rational and otherwise non-destructive way.

I used to worry about being supportive of my kid, but then I saw Christy and her drone parenting style - I'm alright letting little Jonny entertain himself a while.

by Snarky_Minotaur October 30, 2014

Crock Potting

Taking a dump in a crock pot and letting it bake until some unexpecting individual opens it and releases the aroma of baked turd.

Kara and Caleb left me a key to their house while they're on vacation, I'm thinking about crock potting in the kitchen so they have a nice welcome home surprise.

by f5sledneck06 August 31, 2016

texticopter parenting

a style of parenting in which an overprotective mother or father discourages a child's independence by being too involved in the child's life - and when they can't do it person, they do it by way of texting.

texticopter parenting: texting your teen at school to see if they've signed up for a class, conferenced with a teacher, remembered to pack warm enough undergarments for after school sports, etc.

by jpal June 20, 2016

tank parenting

The opposite of Helicopter Parenting, where rather than hovering over and monitoring children closely, the parent remains in a stationary position, only turning their head when they hear crying or someone yelling "Mom" or "Dad" for a sustained period of time.

I'm more into Tank Parenting, where I just swivel my head and yell when my kid is demanding my attention

by jbassic July 25, 2018

Lobster Potting

When older gentlemen take younger men out on a boat for intercourse at sea.

All these new sexy graduates, we’ll need to take them out for some lobster potting.

by Concerned Fisherman October 12, 2018