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Parking-lot Illiteracy

The inability of drivers to understand how a parking lot works. These individuals pull down wrong lanes, drive through lanes and parking spaces
Pulling into the WalMart parking-lot some moron nearly ran into me because he was driving the wrong way. Yep. This guy definitely suffers from parking-lot illiteracy.
by MS Libertarian March 2, 2017
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Parking Your Pearls

Resting ones Testicles on a surface at waist level for maximum genital comfort such as resting them on a corner of a table, arm rest, friend’s shoulder etc...
Guy1: Have you been parking your pearls when someone was watching you?

Guy2: Oh yeah Corey can’t keep his eyes off my parking job.
by Darth Lahey February 25, 2020
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Rock Star parking

Parking up close to the venue being visited.
I don't want to drive. I can't afford to give up my rock star parking spot.
by M Silvey August 3, 2005
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ParterInCrimeForLife

Muskan and Mo ❤️
PIC4L are people who will :
•Always be there for each other no matter what.

•They listen to you and understand you.

•You can call anytime about anything you feel you need to speak about or vent out

•They will stand up for you in the times when you need it most.
•Keep your secrets close, you can trust with your life.

•They will support you in any decision you make even if it's hard for them.

•They are there for you as much as they can be and does and says whatever they can to up your mood in down times.
•You can be your COMPLETE and total self around them without feeling uncomfortable.
•You can say or do anything but your relationship never changes.

•They will always want the best for you Just like you will always want for them.

It feels as if they were sent from heaven to make your life that much easier. They will do almost anything for you as you would do for them, and will love you no matter what kind of stupid things you do.

And as people change, your LOVE with a REAL PIC4L will never fade through all the phases of life and problems that come a long with it AND THATS A FACT 😎❤️
#MY PIC4L is always here for me just like I’m there for them
#My PIC4L is my everything my world myjaan mylife my bestfriend my famlee and all.
ParterInCrimeForLife means YourClosestPerson
by mushy786 January 12, 2020
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pickering middle school

Pickering Middle School is a middle school located in Lynn Massachusetts. It’s filled with shitty people, snakes, hoes, and bitches. You’ll find all types of shitty people ranging from ghetto to “I remind the teacher we have homework” type of people. The school is downright disgusting and jails probably have better conditions than this.
Bob: Hey, look over there!
Joe: Why what’s that? A jail?
Bob: Nah, it’s just Pickering Middle School.
Joe: Ohhh, I feel bad for those kids.
by thiccbeast January 10, 2018
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Doris Day Parking

If you watch old Doris Day movies, she has the most amazing parking luck and timing. Ms. Day was one of the first ladies to drive solo in movies and she had the uncanny knack of pulling up in front of the bank, butcher, office, etc. and getting the spot right in front of the door.

As such, Doris Day Parking spots are the PERFECT parking spots - mere steps to the door of any establishment. Good mojo for Doris Day Parking is said to to be acquired by singing the Doris Day version of "Que Sera Sera" as you approach the area in which you are seeking a parking spot.
I was short on time when I drove to the bank at lunch, so I sang "Que Sera Sera" the whole way. When I arrived there was Doris Day Parking; the spot was so close, three steps from my car to the door.
by DD Parking February 11, 2008
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ass puckering

This is a phrase that explains how much tensity you are feeling, especially when you are watching an exciting movie.
I watched the movie 'Logan' and it was ass puckering until the very end.
by Nadia! December 18, 2017
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