Sharing similarities with a paradox, this cunt is a walking contradiction. Though the 'para' in this classification isn't similar to the one in paradox, it's more so the inebriation levels of the cunt in question. The Paracunt is normally regarded as a messiah or higher ranking individual in their communities, either stemming from holding the record for bucket bongs consumed before passing out or being hated by the most police officers in their local town. The Paracunt survives by sticking to a strict diet of VB cans, winny reds, toasted sandwiches and kiff he normally acquires with stolen property or giving a promise to make a batch of cookies. The Paracunt is of no harm to anyone, other than themselves, due to hepatitis C and cirrhosis of the liver. They are commonly compared at a gravel ant and a common household fly, but research has confirmed these beings to be of higher intelligence than the Paracunt. Also, normally has no teeth and in most cases a Collingwood Football Club life member.
Ralph: look at that cunt there, he's off his fucking head. Probably doesn't even know his name.
Nev: he's a paracunt Ralphy, he's fucked.
Nev: he's a paracunt Ralphy, he's fucked.
by angrygoat6 January 18, 2019
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It was an amazing act of paramour-dipity that I found her. My wife loves her almost as much as I do, but damn, do I really adore her.
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People who will sleep with Execs to get a gig, part in a movie/commercial or record deal. This may also apply to people who sleep with the boss in hopes of a promotion.
by Mischu January 27, 2007
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2. Two intellectual incompetents in a relationship (pl. paramourons).
3. A person with multiple personality disorder and 2 or more of their personality splits are intellectually incompetent.
2. Two intellectual incompetents in a relationship (pl. paramourons).
3. A person with multiple personality disorder and 2 or more of their personality splits are intellectually incompetent.
!. "I don't know what Tiger sees in a pancake house waitress."
""Well, duh!; it's the sex, dummy, she's just a paramouron"
""Well, duh!; it's the sex, dummy, she's just a paramouron"
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Soon after, Edward made a successful effort to throw off his degrading dependence on his mother and her paramour.
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He is not my husband, he is my paramour.
by BeckyAH October 25, 2006
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