paramouron

1. lover without intellect kept for sex.

2. Two intellectual incompetents in a relationship (pl. paramourons).

3. A person with multiple personality disorder and 2 or more of their personality splits are intellectually incompetent.

!. "I don't know what Tiger sees in a pancake house waitress."

""Well, duh!; it's the sex, dummy, she's just a paramouron"

paramouron by zenllama January 6, 2010

paramour 

secret lover

he has a paramour and shes ruining our relationship!

"I shall return when the day is gone",said the knight to his paramour.

paramour by 54ku124 January 1, 2009

paramour 

an illicit lover of either sex; a side piece

"One who takes the place, without possessing the rights, is a paramour! Now, I don't judge, I'm just saying."

paramour by talk2me-JCH2 June 9, 2022

Paramoron 

Someone who has become ultimately obsessed with the Band Paramore. Not a day goes by that they don't think or listen about Paramore. They'll defend them, and kick the ass of any girl who talks shit about them. And if a guy is a Parahater... the "Paramoron" will some way or another get bowling balls strapped to their foot and kick them smack in the balls. It seems like almost every conversation that a Paramoron has will end up involving Paramore.
Paramore is the best!

Parahater: Ugh, are you listening to Paramore?
Paramoron: Got a problem with it?!
Paramore: Maybe. And maybe you could give me your Riot! CD so i can shove it in a fat guy's rolls where it belongs.
Paramoron: Well why don't you give me your Hannah Montana CD so I can shove it up your ASS!

*Then the Paramoron pushes the Parahater down a steep hill, and yells-That's what you get...(then whispers)... when you let you heart win.*

Paramoron by Paramore (and TDWP) Rulez D00d April 14, 2009

paramour 

an illict lover

tom was jenny's paramour

paramour by jayceh March 28, 2009

Paramour 

The lover of a married noble or person of hierarchy.

Princess Diana was devestated when she found out that Prince Charles was still seeing his long-time paramour,Camilla Bowles.

Paramour by Lena62 June 15, 2017

Panamourous 

Pan: Latin prefix meaning all, everything
Amour: love
A panamourous person is someone who feels love(not necessarily romantic love) for everyone. Different from polyamorous, which is a person who is capable of feeling serious love for more than one person at a time.

Yurich: You know that guy, Jesse? I think he might be into me.
Astrid: Don't get your hopes up. I've heard he's just panamourous.

Panamourous by GEMM October 29, 2013