Paper hands

Those fucking dumbasses who cannot hold the line and die poor

Karen: this stock will fall Monday! I am selling now!
Average Joe: Hooooold! Put down those paper hands!

by Zhu_gu January 29, 2021

paper heart

A heart that is very fragile or sensitive

My paper heart can't handle rejection.

by dw9 January 14, 2009

No Paper Cloger

When one produses so much crap in a toilet it clogs it up, and enables it unable to flush.

"Yo bro do not go in there! I just unloaded a no paper cloger!"

by FP913 January 4, 2012

paper canoe

When a joint burns on one side only.

Hey man, looks like we've got a paper canoe on our hands, let's squash this shit out and roll a new one.

by Mike the Rookie September 2, 2009

paper pump

-noun/verb

The recipient of a fist pump responds by placing their entire hand over initiator's fist resembling "paper beats rock" in Rock-Paper-Scissor.

After Grandpa blew out all 90 candles he rocked my fist pump with a mean paper pump.

by AHarris January 2, 2011

you're talking like a man with a paper asshole

Some one who's storys are either blatantly full of shit or very flimsy at best.
Mark Whalberg bragging about taking down hi jackers

I would have taken those terrorists out
Mark, you're talking like a man with a paper asshole

by The real Rupert Pupkin January 19, 2017

paper toliets

What some children call toliet paper (bungwipe, buttwipe, TP, etc.)

Mommy, the paper toliets are out again!

by Telephony January 5, 2014